Comments on: Operation Bristol Palin

By: bathrooms

bathrooms — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 11:19:40 +0000

Posts like this are what make the internet great, thanks for sharing.

By: dewayne

dewayne — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 13:24:05 +0000

i have to go to these classes for a dwi i got in 2006, and i’m pretty sure there will be urine tests…plus, i figured it would help me find a decent job.

not to mention the fact that i’ve smoked almost every day for the past eight years. seemed like it would be a good idea to quit. try to get my life on some sort of track, right or wrong…i’ve been derailed for a long time.

By: Sister Wolf

Sister Wolf — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 04:45:30 +0000

dewayne – NO, it’s ME, not you! I somehow skipped your comment when I was scrolling down….the senility is causing all kinds of problems. You will never by un-replyable, damn you. And why have you given up weed? xoxo

By: dewayne

dewayne — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 04:07:35 +0000

it seems that not smoking marijuana has rendered my posts un-replyable. i’m honored to be so offensive. helter skelter in the 21st century!

seriously, i think it’s made me worse, and you’d figure it would keep me from saying some things because now i’m in my “right mind.”

who knew? one more reason it should be legal.
pray for me. i’ve only been clean for eight days. imagine what i’ll be like in a month!

can you care so little about race that you become racist? in my opinion, racism is merely a symptom of some other problem, and the whole fucking world can’t get past analyzing the goddamn symptom to fix the disease, which i’m pretty sure is life.

spay and neuter your relatives.

By: Sister Wolf

Sister Wolf — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 06:24:48 +0000

Jools – If only I could! I was obviously born to write it.

Mark -How dare you! They don’t have orgasms in Alaska! Wash your mouth out!

arline -YES, I forgot the Octomom tie-in! Thanks!

OMGGMAB -Hahahahaha! You’re right!

Ann -Okay, she can be in charge of the Jilted Brides Department.

Nick -Thanks for keepin it real.

Winter bird – A good choice.

drollgirl – The Palins are always good for laughs, god bless them.

Rudy – Hammie is right. Go and copyright that, asap.

By: hammiesays

hammiesays — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 09:38:22 +0000

I was with Octomum, until I saw rudy’s comment. But call them genes.
xx

By: Rudy Zarsov

Rudy Zarsov — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 03:40:11 +0000

She could become a jeans designer. Her slogan could be
“Bristol Jeans. They really piss on Levis”

By: drollgirl

drollgirl — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 21:58:42 +0000

ok, you gave me my one and only belly laugh of the day!

By: Winter Bird

Winter Bird — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 17:30:08 +0000

I vote meth lab.

By: Nick McGivney

Nick McGivney — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 23:12:04 +0000

Dateline: 2012
Foreign Secretary Bristol Palin asserts that ‘They haven’t gone away, you know. I can still see ’em from Mom’s old house.’ Secretary for The Fence Johnston states that it is all a y’alls right to bare arms. With names on them. Cos its wrote in the consituttion. Meanwhile the head of the CIA, Trog Palin, finds clear and inconvertible truth that whuppins of mass distinction have been found in Europe, especially around the French Paris, and is wonderin’ ya know, whether, hell, somebody shouldn’t do somethin about it.

Hey, maybe it’s not reality, but with a little adjustment, it could be. All I’m sayin’.