Comments on: PAP Smear Membership, and More

By: Mr Lady

Mr Lady — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 16:40:26 +0000

OMG. I am dying over here! Will return with an awesome post I’d love to fill.

By: PatrickH

PatrickH — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 04:01:51 +0000

I want a stick to shake at all that pussy! Is that too much to ask?

By: annemarie

annemarie — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 00:21:15 +0000

there wo’t be any sex between me and Hellrod because i refuse to be SECOND BEST. Hellrod’s heart is devoted to Sister Wolf. it’s beyond my control.
but as for things– things are over-rated Hellrod. you’re already a herculean cunnlinguist and some day you will have your thing back. don’t despair. you’ll have more pussy than you can shake a stick at in no time.

By: Sister Wolf

Sister Wolf — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 00:13:18 +0000

Tobilynne – GET YOUR ASS IN GEAR! You are needed!

Patrick and annemarie – I want you two to be able to concentrate on your work! If you must have Romance In The Workplace, make sure you don’t come in late on Monday mornings, I’m just saying

By: PatrickH

PatrickH — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 23:55:16 +0000

I actually had this job thing today. Kind of. And I slept. I missed you too annemarie.

Could you ever see yourself, you know, maybe, like having maybe some kind of you know, thing, with a guy who, well, you know, doesn’t actually have a thing? Could you have a thing with a man without a thing? Is that even logically possible?

Oh if only love true love still existed in this hard cold world. I WANT MY PENIS BACK.

Don’t fire annemarie. It’s tobilynne who’s not coming through for the Smear, for the Rod, for the Sister. She is letting down the side.

I’m going to start insisting that you dock her pay, Sister.

By: Sister Wolf

Sister Wolf — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 21:49:02 +0000

annemarie -Fire you?!?!?!?! Please. Not after ‘Octagon.’

By: annemarie

annemarie — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 21:45:38 +0000

I meant “you’re back”– sorry Sister Wolf. It was a typo. I do a lot of those. My grammar is perfect I assure you. Please don’t fire me!

By: annemarie

annemarie — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 21:44:45 +0000

Thank god your back Patrick Hellrod!
Yes, Trig’s birth is quite a mystery and that sneaky little pitbull tried to divert us by insinuating through his name that he was simply the product of a love triangle. Octagon was clearly too much of a mouthful to pronounce, but perhaps not to swallow.

By: PatrickH

PatrickH — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 21:36:13 +0000

But I must say annemarie, that your idea of having one of Mark’s Minions…in Alaska they call them “homosexuals”, I believe, Mark is that true?…seduce Todd P. That is just so cool. I still remember at the reception, the way Todd was STAAAARING at me as I was deflowering his new bride’s puckered brown flower…I think he liked me more than her.

Yuck. So that’s what he meant when he said he wanted to “clean me up”.

Remorsefully now I think about what really happened that day O MAN IM NOT GAY IM NOT EVEN THOUGH I CAME IN HIS MOU…AND I HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH THAT MARK…BUT IM NOT GAY IM NOT,

Patrick Hellrod

By: PatrickH

PatrickH — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 21:30:05 +0000

Patrick H— where did you go? you are the wind beneath my wings, dammit!

I am too busy being the flatulence between Sarah Palin’s butt-cheeks!

I’m back annemarie, my loon, my sweet senior strategic prevert.

With or without a cock, THERE IS ONLY ONE HELLROD AND HE IS HIS OWN MAN!

And without my cock, my own man is all I’m ever going to be! tobilynne, there’s a delivery with my name on it coming my way…isn’t there? ‘Smatter, Bex not do the beatdown on the Toddster? Bex? Bex?

(hey PH, I have to insist on being the front part of the moose. This is a good deal. You will get to sniff my fragrant bottom while being hammered by Todd)

You know, a perfectly timed clench of my firm hyper-exercised ivory buttocks…and I could have a new cock to replace my lost one! Turnabout is fair play, you Alaskan bitch! An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, and your hubbie’s little dick for my own magnificent lost member….

Wait. This isn’t working. That’s like getting a lump of coal in exchange for the Hope Diamond! It’s like getting Sarah Palin instead of Sister Wolf! No deal!

tobi. lynne. Calling tobilynne. Talk to me. Talk. To. The. Rod.

I’m waiting.

P Hellrod