Comments on: Rating Douches

By: Cedric

Cedric — Mon, 13 Aug 2018 11:52:42 +0000

I lol at all you BSGs ( Bitter Single Girls) Here is your harsh reality check kids :
Listen up.
Being a douche as a man, simply means that, you are successful with women . Bottom line . Every picture on social media that shows a man having a great time and a great life and women happen to be in the picture , pathetic jealous people ( boys and girls) automatically label dudes (like myself d bags) . Deep down it’s basically jealousy at the fact that you’re missing one of these many awesome qualities .

So , if you’re buff , wear cool clothes , have body art , a cool faux hawk haircut , and generally take care of your looks , that makes you a d bag ?! This makes absolutely no sense and is one dimensional , judgmental thinking .

You just hate it when the dude has the confidence, because you have a ton of self hate . I’m lol at all of you once again . Go on with the waste of energy hating on alpha bad boys like me . I will continue the art of douchebaggery .

By: Monica

Monica — Mon, 26 Aug 2013 18:52:38 +0000

The need to show us the oblique-groin-ab thingys, a faux-hawk, bumper stickers that say “no fat chicks”, men who say things loudly and often just for the shock value factor, straight, grown-ass men who care about the latest gossip more than his girlfriend AND her gay male friend combined.

By: thriftstorelawyer

thriftstorelawyer — Sat, 13 Jul 2013 19:51:59 +0000

I’m late to the party but had to add: skinny jeans that are somehow so baggy in the backside, they sag down to expose the douchebag’s boxer briefs.

By: eekahil

eekahil — Sat, 29 Jun 2013 03:28:46 +0000

Face tattoo
Gangster iconography

By: Sister Wolf

Sister Wolf — Thu, 27 Jun 2013 09:18:06 +0000

Stacy and Mark – Are the jeans hipster rather than douche? Same with the Red Wing boots; I only know one guy who has them, and he’s a hipster poster-boy, but no douche.

By: Stacy

Stacy — Wed, 26 Jun 2013 23:36:57 +0000

I’m with Mark. Selvedged jeans with big cuffs. I’ll also add Red Wing boots to the mix.

By: ali

ali — Wed, 19 Jun 2013 22:40:28 +0000

haha- yes. weed socks. disco rasta urban outfitters socks? why????

By: haha

haha — Wed, 19 Jun 2013 05:21:16 +0000

skinny pants rolled up to mid calf exposing ironic socks.

By: Andi

Andi — Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:34:04 +0000

Underweight/super slim is also a requirement.

By: annemarie

annemarie — Tue, 18 Jun 2013 12:17:07 +0000

Unicycles