Comments on: Real Lesbians

By: malematter

malematter — Sun, 06 Feb 2011 18:19:47 +0000

Yo lezzies, I was just wandering… I noticed your comment on the megazoid 10incher, ‘or do you not like 10 inch cocks on women?’ Not to say you can’t have your fun, but would lesbianism be what it is if it had a dick? Fake or not. Is your lifestyle not about the appreciation and love of the incomparable beauty of the female? Or is it just poontang…??? Haha I think the ole naturale of sex is enough. By the way, the male anatomy thanks you for your appreciation of the dong.

By: Elfie

Elfie — Mon, 05 Jul 2010 11:55:39 +0000

I’d like to put forward ‘Aerosmith’ as a name that shouldn’t have been given to a kid.

The guy introduced himself as ‘Eros’, and I thought his parents had a mythological bent, but turns out it was short for “Aerosmith’.

By: Annika

Annika — Mon, 05 Jul 2010 10:48:58 +0000

In New Zealand, a court made a couple change their daughter’s name from Talula Does the Hula from Hawaii. Violence, Midnight Chardonnay, Number 16 Bus Shelter, and twins named Benson and Hedges are others. Rejected names include: Fish and Chips, Yeah Detroit, Stallion, Twisty Poi, Keenan Got Lucy and Sex Fruit. I mean, come on. I’ve heard of other stories of parents trying to name their kids ridiculous shit in Sweden and Norway, in protest of the approved names laws I suppose.
I also know a boy who was conceived while his parents were on an acid trip. They were quite close to naming him Test Pattern. Fortunately they settled on a rather convention name that suits him quite well.

By: Nati Hell

Nati Hell — Mon, 05 Jul 2010 03:05:18 +0000

A Swedish couple has been fined for failing to register a legally approved name for their seven-year-old child, who is presently called “Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116” (pronounced “/ËˆalËŒbin/”). They’ve offered to change the kid’s name to “A,” but the Swedish government says that won’t do, either.

source: http://boingboing.net/2008/02/20/swedish-couple-fined.html

By: Nati Hell

Nati Hell — Mon, 05 Jul 2010 03:02:14 +0000

@Lezzies: I don’t really know much about the law, but once a friend of mine, he’s from Mendoza, told me that in Argentina it’s prohibited by the law to put stupid names to children such as “Aspirina”.

By: dust

dust — Sun, 04 Jul 2010 21:00:39 +0000

Lezzies – you must be right cos my sexist alcoholic neighbor got institutionalized last week.

Anyway, human race is still developing and not all scum of the earth is cataloged yet. If you would get of the statistic chart, there would be an unpleasant surprise waiting just around the corner, called a real life.

By: Cricket9

Cricket9 — Sun, 04 Jul 2010 14:11:19 +0000

A similar anti-stupid names law existed in Poland – I’m not sure if it still does. Its’ funny (or, thinking of it, actually not so funny) how Kalashnikov (the last name of the guy who invented the gun) became a first name. I would like to know what’s up with all the Taylors? Taylor? Why not a Cobbler?
Regarding 10 inches cocks, on men or women: does size matter? I think it does, but only if it’s extreme – very small or very big; everything in between, half an inch here or there, doesn’t matter that much. The whole “size doesn’t matter” theory was, IMO, put together by a male scientist and women lying to protect male egos.

By: Lezzies

Lezzies — Sun, 04 Jul 2010 13:13:47 +0000

Sister Wolf: Please tell me you were joking when you wrote “as long as the Real Lesbians don’t make me watch them have sex…” First, who is “making” you do anything? Do you dislike all sex scenes online? Or do you watch porn? And lesbian sex is the only reason I watch these shows!

Also, you don’t like ten inch cocks? Or you don’t like ten inch cocks on women? I like it very much when my partner uses the 10 inch strap on, personally.

Sacramento: Remind me again of what constitutes “male behavior” and “female behavior”. I must have forgotten that only men act like pigs, and only women act pleasant and proper.

Dust: Some argue that sexism implies institutionalized power, and only those with access to the institutions (men) can practice sexism.

Nati Hell: I’m from Argentina, and I’ve never heard of that law. Know what it’s called?

By: Stella Mayfair

Stella Mayfair — Sun, 04 Jul 2010 08:33:50 +0000

eliza, is the farm completely cancelled then? I must admit I LOVED the L word, watched all the seasons, cried when dana died and wanted to kill evil shecter, hehehe. and i’m not even a lesbian.

By: Eliza

Eliza — Sun, 04 Jul 2010 06:50:16 +0000

P.S. As a bi-dyke it’s really disappointing Showtime picked the Real L Word over Ilene Chaiken’s other proposal, the Farm, an L Word spinoff with Leisha Hailey’s character in prison for the murder that suffocated the last season. Goddamn you again, Chaiken.