Comments on: Rock of Love Exegesis

By: dewayne

dewayne — Sun, 19 Apr 2009 13:26:29 +0000

works for me. i think it would awesome if you were an actual sniper.

then you would have something in common with mr. rogers.

By: Sister Wolf

Sister Wolf — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 05:29:24 +0000

crocodilian – Those housewives are a sign of the Rapture.

Juri- HAHAHAHA! Just think, the man has children….

Jill – Good! We can be sister-wives!

fashion herald – I haven’t even heard of that one!

miss wombat – Good call. It’s the puffiness.

dewayne – I’m sorry, try to think of me as a cultural sniper, braving my way through the sewer so that others don’t have to.

By: dewayne

dewayne — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 15:23:48 +0000

i quit watching tv for a reason. about four years ago. i’m guessing ya’ll have been watching it for much longer than i had (about 23 years or so), and will probably be unable to give it up. but you can try! please try.

when you do things like this, it makes me afraid to check your blog. i can deal with the “fashion”, but reality tv is almost unforgivable.

and i agree with marmalade wombat. before you know it he’ll release a song about his homely botox lumps.

By: marmalade wombat

marmalade wombat — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 09:54:10 +0000

his face looks like fergie’s face.

By: fashion herald

fashion herald — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 15:42:42 +0000

the same thing happened to my husband and me with Temptation Island. Oh, the trainwreck we couldn’t stop watching.

By: Jill

Jill — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 13:42:24 +0000

We might be married to the same man.

By: Juri

Juri — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 07:22:53 +0000

"Here's the deal", as Bret Michaels and his Wig would say every time they say something that is not quite true: my biggest disappointment this spring was missing every ROL episode after episode 4. If I had been there for Bret he, and faitfully adviced him on the show's myspace with the rest of the experts, he might have made a better choice. Now that I left him alone, he obviously made a mistake. How can he ever find true love now? What's the point of "having the best extensions Europe has to offer" if you don't have love? Here's the deal, if you don't have love you're just a sounding brass, a tinkling symbol, a resounding cong or a clanging cymbal. Or Bret Michaels all dolled up but with no one to love. I also forgot to make a bid on his used bed on ebay. I'll never forgive myself that one either. Who wouldn't want to sleep in a bed where Bret Michaels has slept: http://www.metalsludge.tv/home/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=1703&Itemid=42

By: crocodilian

crocodilian — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 02:46:56 +0000

I was reading this, feeling all superior because I would NEVER watch Rock of Love (as you say, it’s one of the Things I Just Don’t Do).

And then I thought to myself… “As someone who willingly sat and watched probably every episode of BOTH Millionare Matchmaker AND The Real Housewives of New York, are you really any different? Really? Are you?”

No.

By: Sister Wolf

Sister Wolf — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 01:04:40 +0000

Agh – No, please hang on to your innocence!

Queen Michelle – Very noble of you to see lifeboats where I see only tragedy.

stella-mayfair – Isn’t there gonna be a Reunion or something?

Iheartfashion – Just watch it in your head…it’s cheaper than cable and probably better!

ash -Hahahaha! Same here.

Danielle – Oh shit, I ruined the end for you. Please forgive me.

Dexter – Sorry, no one gets out alive.

Ann – Hahahahaha! Will her ever show his bare head? Can’t he just use Rogaine?

HelOnWheels – please watch season 3, I know you can do it if you try!!!

drollgirl – I wanted to refer to Taya’s godawful brows but I couldn’t think of a way to describe them! Now I know where to turn when I’m stumped. Why can’t she see her own eyebrows? Or does she look in her mirror and go, Oooh, nice and rounded, perfect!

By: drollgirl

drollgirl — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 00:18:00 +0000

oh, you know you loved every minute of it (that reminds me of the old loverboy song)! i loved the show even tho poison is and always has been a JOKE. but the show? loved it. and i am sad it is gone. and botox, i mean bret, and taya and her awful sideways-parenthesis-eyebrows are probably broken up by now, so maybe we can do this thing all over again soon.