Comments on: Scary New Items at Shopbop https://godammit.com/scary-new-items-at-shopbop/ And I'm getting madder. Sat, 19 Dec 2009 20:47:50 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.5.2 By: Bevitron https://godammit.com/scary-new-items-at-shopbop/comment-page-1/#comment-64008 Sat, 19 Dec 2009 20:47:50 +0000 http://www.godammit.com/?p=3676#comment-64008 The Goony Bird, with her male pattern baldness hairline and “are you going to eat that last french fry?” stare (and, apparently, nice tits), is strangely entertaining looking. Like she is, or could do something at any second, completely insane or socially unacceptable.

]]> By: Kate https://godammit.com/scary-new-items-at-shopbop/comment-page-1/#comment-63996 Sat, 19 Dec 2009 16:50:52 +0000 http://www.godammit.com/?p=3676#comment-63996 The badness of these clothes call to mind THIS blog: http://ckparis.blogspot.com

She comments around a lot, and by god, I wanna like her, as she’s so New Agey and positive, but her BLOG is insane. Along with that unbelievably dull Fashion Chalet lady, this “ckparis” makes me never ever want to go to Miami, even if all the best old Jewish lady YSL castoffs abound there. One can’t really hate on this “chauss,” but the blog makes me have nightmares. TRULY…nightmares of Nietzsche’s eternal recurrence in some watered-down Louboutin-vertioged Florida penis-tip time warp.

]]> By: TheShoeGirl https://godammit.com/scary-new-items-at-shopbop/comment-page-1/#comment-63964 Sat, 19 Dec 2009 07:26:42 +0000 http://www.godammit.com/?p=3676#comment-63964 I can’t help but think that Gooney Bird looks like Katie Holmes. She really bugs.
And did she not have time to do her hair??? Looks like she just got out of the shower.

]]> By: natalea hell https://godammit.com/scary-new-items-at-shopbop/comment-page-1/#comment-63961 Sat, 19 Dec 2009 05:31:28 +0000 http://www.godammit.com/?p=3676#comment-63961 wtf is wrong with goony bird’s hair? don’t they have hair and makeup people at these photoshoots?

]]> By: JK https://godammit.com/scary-new-items-at-shopbop/comment-page-1/#comment-63957 Sat, 19 Dec 2009 04:52:03 +0000 http://www.godammit.com/?p=3676#comment-63957 Really now, with the simple addition of some nice stockings those two smocks wouldn’t be too bad. For example:

http://omg.yahoo.com/photos/what-were-they-thinking/3472?nc

]]> By: Vee https://godammit.com/scary-new-items-at-shopbop/comment-page-1/#comment-63943 Sat, 19 Dec 2009 00:28:47 +0000 http://www.godammit.com/?p=3676#comment-63943 Goony looks like the offspring of Katie Holmes and an ostrich.

]]> By: Jill https://godammit.com/scary-new-items-at-shopbop/comment-page-1/#comment-63926 Fri, 18 Dec 2009 20:57:39 +0000 http://www.godammit.com/?p=3676#comment-63926 Goonie Bird looks like a goofier Katie Holmes and I can see the Romper on Chloe Sevigny.

]]> By: Juri https://godammit.com/scary-new-items-at-shopbop/comment-page-1/#comment-63916 Fri, 18 Dec 2009 18:53:51 +0000 http://www.godammit.com/?p=3676#comment-63916 Question about the Tribal Beat Dress: are those dentures between the model’s breasts part of the dress or does she wear them as a necklace? I’m confused.

]]> By: Iheartfashion https://godammit.com/scary-new-items-at-shopbop/comment-page-1/#comment-63914 Fri, 18 Dec 2009 18:44:13 +0000 http://www.godammit.com/?p=3676#comment-63914 Goony bird is posed at such weird angles, I’m having a hard time believing she’s not a mannequin.

]]> By: erika https://godammit.com/scary-new-items-at-shopbop/comment-page-1/#comment-63913 Fri, 18 Dec 2009 18:36:26 +0000 http://www.godammit.com/?p=3676#comment-63913 And the first one is $300 – 100% polyester.

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