Comments on: Shoe-Speak https://godammit.com/shoe-speak/ And I'm getting madder. Sat, 13 Nov 2010 03:36:13 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.5.2 By: kate https://godammit.com/shoe-speak/comment-page-1/#comment-169949 Sat, 13 Nov 2010 03:36:13 +0000 http://www.godammit.com/?p=5975#comment-169949 these are so ugly you have to really work your brain to come up with an outfit that draws the eye as far up and away as possible. you may even need to break out a few books from college when you majored in graphic design.

]]> By: Make Do Style https://godammit.com/shoe-speak/comment-page-1/#comment-141435 Mon, 04 Oct 2010 19:35:54 +0000 http://www.godammit.com/?p=5975#comment-141435 LOL David Duff is on a roll! Is wardrobe creativity a euphemism for build shelves or make shoe boxes to hid your really bad shoe purchases?

]]> By: RealMonster https://godammit.com/shoe-speak/comment-page-1/#comment-141411 Mon, 04 Oct 2010 19:07:30 +0000 http://www.godammit.com/?p=5975#comment-141411 Literal translation:

“These are fucking ugly. We pity the fools who buy such visually offensive footwear”

]]> By: RedHeadFashionista https://godammit.com/shoe-speak/comment-page-1/#comment-141270 Mon, 04 Oct 2010 16:11:42 +0000 http://www.godammit.com/?p=5975#comment-141270 Ash must be short for absolutely shiteous. hurl.
They are physically incapable of producing anything elegant or classy. Please, someone prove me wrong on this! It disturbs me to see them rubbing shoulders with the Louboutins and the Alexes (Wang, obviously) in the Selfridges shoe hall.

]]> By: Rackk and Ruin https://godammit.com/shoe-speak/comment-page-1/#comment-141166 Mon, 04 Oct 2010 13:38:25 +0000 http://www.godammit.com/?p=5975#comment-141166 I had to read that quote like three times. . . it just continued to not make sense.

]]> By: Rackk and Ruin https://godammit.com/shoe-speak/comment-page-1/#comment-141163 Mon, 04 Oct 2010 13:37:12 +0000 http://www.godammit.com/?p=5975#comment-141163 I had to read that quote like three times. . . it continued to not make sense.

]]> By: Jacqui https://godammit.com/shoe-speak/comment-page-1/#comment-140825 Mon, 04 Oct 2010 06:21:31 +0000 http://www.godammit.com/?p=5975#comment-140825 Some of the more nuanced dialect was hard to parse, but I’ve gotten a rough translation (though some of the local color always gets lost in translation):
“I am a desperate-for-work freelancer who gets paid 10 bucks per blurb. This is my fifteenth blurb today; I did five for Parenting magazine on nursing bras just this morning! I can do this one…let’s see… I like wearing converses but then again I read a few books from the Victorian era, so it seems like a good thing to combine the two. Also, I could use the studs to maim the small dogs (yorkies, mostly) that pass me on my way to pick up my weekly ration of Ramen Noodles. If I had $220. I <3 Life!."

]]> By: enna. https://godammit.com/shoe-speak/comment-page-1/#comment-140817 Mon, 04 Oct 2010 06:01:05 +0000 http://www.godammit.com/?p=5975#comment-140817 Translation: When we saw these shoes, we knew they were studded, tortured and painfully on-trend, and would therefore fly off our shelves. We had to wrack our brains for half-decent ways to style them, and know you’ll have the same problem too. (You just won’t admit it.)

I could maaaaaybe see the point of buying some studded (flat!) sneakers, but those are just hideous.

]]> By: firefly https://godammit.com/shoe-speak/comment-page-1/#comment-140451 Sun, 03 Oct 2010 16:46:57 +0000 http://www.godammit.com/?p=5975#comment-140451 Translation: It means that they have come up with 101 outfits that won’t match, be a pain to walk in and won’t be suitable for any stiletto-football game you might play in.

]]> By: HelOnWheels https://godammit.com/shoe-speak/comment-page-1/#comment-140434 Sun, 03 Oct 2010 16:10:00 +0000 http://www.godammit.com/?p=5975#comment-140434 Well, this makes sense. Rudy’s only been hanging around to spam us.

]]>