That Nice Manly PatrickH? Oh Sister, you have made my day! My decade! Do you remember when we first “met” and you said that a comment I made “bespoke a dangerous unbalanced psyche”? Sigh. All the great romances go that way don’t they? Boy meets girl. Girl thinks boy’s a psycho. Boy stalks girl. Girl shrugs and says, “Okay, maybe he’s not that bad after all.” Happy ending!

Oh, by the way, you are just smokin’ hot. The more pics of you I see, the more I…well never mind. Your beehive shot might scare a lesser man, but it just makes me want to…well never mind.

Sister, I want to take over as your stalker. But I’ll be a nice stalker. I promise. Please? Can I?

Nyet, you are wrong to like her. She is the epitome of an arrogant humorless and hateful spinster. No no no no no.

That fucking crazy whore is just a stupid nobody who got jealous of me when some cyber-men took notice of me on another blog. She went apeshit (technical term) and has been taunting/ridiculing me ever since. She says she is glad I fell and broke my pelvis.

But Hammie and enc are wiser than I am in the ways of the internet.

fashionherald, where have you been all my life? Go ahead and buy those shoots. Just don’t call them “iconic.”

Miss wombat, if I get any more pissed off, my vital organs may explode or go missing…like my bladder.

You know, I actually did see your deleted post about the crazycuntlady. I couldn’t comment because you pretty much said it all. But you’re right, she will never win, only you can! And while she might think her friends are laughing, your friends (who are gobs more stylish and clever than hers) are laughing even harder!

Especially when the shoes look like this. And she’s boring anyway.

I’m sidetracked, however, by the jacket you described. I wonder if you’d model it for us. Pretty please?