Comments on: Should We Blame Mrs. Palin?

By: Kelly

Kelly — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 19:47:19 +0000

Just think how many people *could* have been arrested, but they pick on Levi’s mom. This moose shit really stinks.

By: Sister Wolf

Sister Wolf — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 08:22:29 +0000

Iheartfashion – Good call on Levi!! Due date, too.

Cybill -Don’t worry, I’m on it!

By: Sister Wolf

Sister Wolf — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 08:20:04 +0000

Bex – You’re right. Who could even think up this shit?

JK – Please comment in English!

Mark – Poor Levi, he just wanted to get laid.

Juri – Oh Juri, you’re always being mavericky! I agree, though. More meth labs and less moose hunting!

By: cybill

cybill — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 04:41:50 +0000

If grandmama Levi is in prison, she’s out the loop and can’t blab the truth as easily can she? Very convenient timing for the birth I say. Sister Wolf, you are my only source of information on this fascinating saga, make sure you update the moment, the very moment, that alleged baby Trig comes out please!!

By: Iheartfashion

Iheartfashion — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 00:17:25 +0000

I suspected Levi was too pretty to be a meth-head. Oxy is more like it.
And as for Bristol’s due date, I wouldn’t be surprised if she’s a few weeks late, assuming she got pregnant within a month after giving birth to Trig.

By: Juri

Juri — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 22:27:20 +0000

OK…I was being a maverick and used Wasilla’s population in the calculation when I should have used the Mat-Su Borough’s numbers (80 000). So there are 1905 people for each lab. That’s not good. I think they should open a couple of hundred new ones…unless they cook a lot and the cooks work on a 3-shift rotation.

But they still should advertise their status on their webpage and have a toothless, cheekless meth-head flash his best smile on the welcome page. It’s always good to be a capital of something. I think?

By: Juri

Juri — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 19:12:59 +0000

Strange. Wasilla is the meth capital of Alaska but the fact page on cityofwasilla.com does not as much as hint about the 42 meth labs (2007) the Police found last year. 42 labs to some 7000 inhabitants = 167 labs per person - infants included. I don't think they should be so modest about that. They should add "get fucked up" as one of the options under "Visitors". Also too, I seriously want to visit Wasilla myself. It's a shame our local agensies don't sell charter packages to the Great City of Wasilla. Maybe I should start my own charter business. I could operate on two routes: Wasilla and one of those places where the people of faith play with rattle snakes.

By: Mark

Mark — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 19:03:18 +0000

Levi has to marry Bristol, even if the baby is really Todd’s or Track’s. It’s all part of Sarah’s agenda, as you say.

Phone call from Sarah to Levi: “See what happens when you talk about not marrying Bristol? This time it was your mother. Next time it will be you, and I guarantee that your cellmate will be big, black, and horny as hell. Now get over here and marry the little slut..and I want you to call me ‘mom’ from now on.”

By: JK

JK — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 07:18:30 +0000

Sorry. I meant instead of “veneal” rather the spelling venereal.

Oh crap, it rhymes with syphillis.

Anyway Trigonometry drips.

By: JK

JK — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 07:09:05 +0000

Just sayin’, in the David Duff vein, well not a particularly veneal shot but something like that… give Trigfalmadore (that’s his name correct David? – “Of Course, waka waka!”)

Anyway, my point is, the “Oxy-Messiah” – Rush – (who at last related retort decreed all druggies remove themselves to Amsterdam) has nonetheless parabullshitted his “Ditto Disciples” into forgetting what he’d adamantly demanded last century.

Last I heard, both he and Dubbya are concerned with legacy and so are petitioning Saint Toyota.

Anyway, that’s what Mr. Duff told me.