Comments on: Silver Linings: The Limited Edition DRAT Bag™

By: Sisty

Sisty — Wed, 06 Jul 2016 19:23:22 +0000

Should it be a DWAT bag? You know, rhymes with…..

By: Marky

Marky — Thu, 30 Jun 2016 13:46:34 +0000

Moscato–
I want to work in the cubicle next to yours.

Love,
Marky

By: Jody

Jody — Sat, 25 Jun 2016 17:34:57 +0000

remembering to check in on your blog is better than finding a forgotten $20 in the dryer. LMAO on all the past blogs, so many gems, too many comments on my mind. But let me say I’m very sorry about the anniversary of your son. I love that you put his favorite quote on his gravestone……a brave move. Carry on. Great writing. I especially love the line from one of your nervous breakdown posts which says: “The sense of powerless multiplied by anxiety and frustration is truly debilitating.” very relatable (sp) in many circumstances. Oh and those Rihanna shoes……. I’ve never heard of them, so i will look into them for my daughter to perhaps make mother of the year. (meanwhile she probably has three pairs, lol)

By: Dj

Dj — Tue, 21 Jun 2016 22:46:59 +0000

May I add something? In all my years, no children of my own, being around brutal, unruly children I have learned that quiet chats using graphic profanity works wonderfully. Usually reserved for kids over 8. I become the most popular parent in the room, mystifying everyone with how well I handle children. Those kids totally get the message.

By: Gloria Nickels

Gloria Nickels — Tue, 21 Jun 2016 18:02:52 +0000

Long time reader…..first time leaving a comment.
I think you have the sharpest readers. I hope to absorb the brilliance through regular review. You, and your readers ….are awesome.

By: Dj

Dj — Mon, 20 Jun 2016 14:18:40 +0000

I would also like one in gorilla fur….do you take PayPal?

By: Cranky Jane

Cranky Jane — Sun, 19 Jun 2016 23:35:52 +0000

I’m of – how should I say this – advanced years? – and the only child I ever liked was my own. I never understood the fascination with them, or the push to get one’s offspring to reproduce as though this somehow justified their existence. (Oh right. That’s how they summed up their lives. Read any obituary in a local rag. Breed, breed, breed). Love the alligator bag.

By: Suspended

Suspended — Sat, 18 Jun 2016 12:59:01 +0000

Ha!

Well, can I have one in sky blue with a gold embroidered logo and, if possible, a Kewpie with little angel wings and a halo?

Also, a lining with St. Peter printed all over would be perfect. This would be both heavenly and tasteful. Every time I opened it, if it could omit an angelic “Ahhhh” sound and shine a white light on my face too, best bag ever!

A good side-line would be bag charms…think pearly gates and golden keys.

On the subject of kids, I’ve realised my kid is about the only one I like. I had friends over for dinner recently and whilst talking to them in the hall, on arrival, their kid (5 year old) tried to kick me in the balls for no other reason than attention. A few embarrassed looks and nothing was said. Kids are fucking mental now because their parents are scared of them.

Stop the world, I want to get off.

By: Sister Wolf

Sister Wolf — Sat, 18 Jun 2016 08:39:34 +0000

David Duff – The consequences of misreading just one letter are immense. I was disturbed for YEARS by a news story about someone who found a snail in their nose, only to realize it was a nail. Both bad, but soooooo different!

Moscato – Hahahahaha! Your colleague is so lucky to work with you.

DJ – I’m going to say $5,000. Much less than an Hermes yet more socially responsible.

Suspended – Nope, all the gun people were probably at a Trump rally or something.

By: Suspended

Suspended — Fri, 17 Jun 2016 23:30:11 +0000

Was no-one on hand to shoot the alligator?