You’re afraid of squirrels, meanwhile my mother has a vendetta with one squirrel in particular whom she thinks teases her. He used to eat all the tomatoes and at one point, she kept a rotten tomato by the window. When my best friend asked why there was a rotting tomato sitting on the window sill, I tried to explain as rationally and straight faced a possible that my mother was keeping it to throw at the squirrel she hates.

Yes, I’ll be joining your club.

PS- I hate my neighbors too. Not all of them, just the lone republican (who takes great pride in decorating her lawn with McCain signs and stinks up our hippieville with her killjoy spirit) and this couple who I use to do slave labor for at their pretentious little used bookstore. Besides those three, the rest of the neighborhood is awesome. But I go out of my way to snub that trio. Like it’s my job.

That is such the perfect summation of it!
If god forbid the worst happens and she gets to be President on that…
nightmares, absolute terror.

David Duff- Duh.

SW- You’ll be happy to know that The Good Ed ran over a squirrel a few weeks ago. Squirrel guts everywhere!

David -This isn’t a feminist cell, this is just a bunch of people who are insulted by the ignorance and hubris of a small town bully attempting to flirt and lie her way into the job of Vice President. I know you want her babies but apparently she has hung up her spurs, so to speak.

She’d just look straight to the camera and say how grateful she is for a document and a video that clearly prove she is the mother. Then she’d lash at Obama, terrorists, the “mainstream liberal media” and “Washington elite” and give a little shout out and a few slogans before closing the conference with her favourite mantra about “reforming” the government, getting the economy back on track and bringing opportunities to special needs families.

She did that with the troopergate and she did that with the warderobegate. She’ll do it with this one as well.

Once again, I hate that lying hypochritical bitch more than I can handle without pouring some vodka in my morning coffee. When she is called out on her $150 000 clothes she just dismisses the whole thing as an example of “double standard” with female candidates and wishes issues were discussed instead of clothes and hairdos.

“That is not who we are”…”That whole thing is just, bad!” …..”Oh, if people only knew how frugal we are.

I wonder if I could shoot her from a helicopter and say it was a hunting accident or plead insaninity. They shoot horses, don’t they, so what’s a big deal with shooting a stupid cow in Alaska?