Comments on: Skulls, Fur, and Gwyneth Paltrow

By: Eek

Eek — Thu, 05 Jun 2014 01:04:28 +0000

But what about Scarlett Johansen? I almost loathe her as much as Gwyneth. At least she knows we hate her, ScarJo doesn’t.

By: Imelda Matt

Imelda Matt — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 05:08:42 +0000

Thanks annemarie, 20 minutes I’ll never get back…what a load of BS. Inter connecting circles and white rooms – Did Madonna’s people slip that writer acid, he was on something!

The First Dude’s ‘major’!

By: insomnia

insomnia — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 04:33:43 +0000

oh. my. god. I refuse to weigh in on the dead-baby-alpaca-hat-thing on the grounds that the entire concept is too absurd for my poor gasoline-addled brain to grasp. Some things, at their core, are just wrong. UNLESS of course you are a native of some village in the Andes that requires something like this to keep your freezing head warm, right? Totally excusable. Skulls? Don’t worry about it…you got one, I got one, everyone has one, therefore cannot go out of style. Have been a serious fashion/style thing since way before Shakespeare. The mainstream will tire of them and then those of us out on the fringe of respectability (or past the fringe) can have them back.

At these comments were excellent, but Ash absolutely rules.

By: Sister Wolf

Sister Wolf — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 02:51:46 +0000

Skye – Try to hate Gwynnie, it won’t be hard and it’s good practice.

Lady K – What is your job in PAP Smear? I like your passion.

annemarie – Where do I even begin? Every time I hear ‘the new Grace Kelly’ I die a little. Madonna, well, I have hated her for so long it’s just part of my Being. I STILL want her to kill herself on pay-per-view TV.

OMGGMAB -We mustn’t be confused with Elites. We need to pose as Ordinary Trailer Trash. SHHh!

enc – Sorry.

ash – YES, yes. GO, GIRL! What is your job title? We need your energy in Pap Smear.

fashionherald – HAhahahaha!

Iheartfashion – I need her to go into hiding. Silence isn’t enough.

Patrick – as they say in AA, Keep coming back!

Juri – Chris Martin can just die, as far as I’m concerned. He’s responsible for all that piano banging, right?

Sal -Good call on the early hating of Gwyneth!

WendyB – Your skull items are also exceptions. They are beautiful.

Make do and mend – you aren’t supposed to laugh at any “obituary” you see here… I’m a little concerned.

Bex -Listen to your ass!

Hammie – YAY for Bratty. She is my style icon. KK has that look because her lip injections hurt. She has said so in some magazine. Hitting her is still good, of course.

OMGGMAB – Thank you, that WAS fun.

By: OMGGMAB

OMGGMAB — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 00:37:16 +0000

Just to lighten the moment and to provide focus on the Pap Smear campaign, go here for a bit of fun and chatting with Sarah. She’s a riot and looks scrumptious in seal fur!

http://www.236.com/news/2008/09/22/post_56_9076.php

By: hammie

hammie — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 20:29:18 +0000

noooo, really? And even when you look at KK’s “please don’t smack me in the mouth again with a cricket bat pout”???

Gwenyth is benign.

I like skulls. I like the fact that something Damien Hirst brought into pop culture has filtered it’s way into H&M children’s wear so that Bratty can wear post ironic tee-dresses with little skulls all over them. While flitting about being bratty.

It is a kind of “The Devil wears Prada” and the “Oscar de la Renta” cerulean sweater moment.

especially when she gets vegemite all over them.
xx

By: Bex

Bex — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 20:05:23 +0000

I put up with Gwyneth only (and only) because of Chris Martin.

And “natural causes” my ass!

By: Make Do & Mend

Make Do & Mend — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 19:50:28 +0000

Ok I don’t know what I’m more upset about the baby alpacas or the fact I followed Annemarie’s link to the Madonna Vanity Fair interview. Holy moly what a croc of shit the fact poor alpacas are killed for their virgin fur or that Madonna is trying to attain Virgin Mary status.
Get back to PAP smearing and porn star obituaries – that makes me laugh!!

By: Sal

Sal — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 19:16:23 +0000

Yow. Yeah, baby alpacas that died of natural causes do NOT sound like good raw materials for headgear. Marketing gone awry.

Gwennie was mean to an actress friend of mine eons ago, and I’ve hated her ever since. I’ll admit it.

By: Juri

Juri — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 19:01:34 +0000

I'm an incurable skull boy because they remind my inner 10 year-old of the phantom and the happy days I spent believing that a Bengali based, milk drinking, super hero on a white horse is as good a career option as any If a furry animal died of natural causes it was slaughtered by a fur farmer. That's their natural way to go. No sicknesses involved, which is nice. But Gwyneth...I barely see her anywhere so she doesn't really annoy me as much as her husband (and his band) does. If any of her movies is on I change the channel. But it's good to hear she is involved in her children's lives. That's a start. Maybe one day she'll get involved in Chris Martin's life as well and tells him to be less pompous and stop acting like a skinny English version of Joe Cocker when he sings his "poetic" songs.