Here is the newest “Lita” by Jeffrey “Laughing his ass off” Campbell.
The Exclusive Black Shag. At Karmaloop. (Nickie Frye found them)
Jane, before you say no, hear me out. These shoes would show that you are a Man of the People, you know, like Evita! You could revel in how ironically awful they are, while scratching your itch to spend money and totter around hoping not to fall.
I think the possibilities are endless with these shoes.
Besides scaring the shit out of people, you could also _____________________.
*Who can finish this sentence?? Feel free to use “voluminous.”