A New Class of Boy Toy

Sister Wolf — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 02:19:29 +0000

Seeing this photo of Mrs. Hulk Hogan with her new companion, I remembered a conversation with my friend Andy. He’d been noticing a new trend of single older women dating men who were neither young nor successful. They were men of their own age who didn’t have jobs or careers or anything much to bring to the table.

I didn’t like the sound of this trend. But we needed a new term for this kind of man. I am suggesting “Albatross.” Does anyone like that? One would say, for example, “Kathy Griffin is involved with an Albatross, now that she split up with Steve Wozniak.”

I am the Meanest Person Alive

Sister Wolf — Thu, 29 May 2008 04:02:20 +0000

A close friend was asked her opinion of a profile for a “dating site” by a guy she barely knows. She showed it to me and we laughed our heads off. We are just a couple of cunts. It can’t be helped. She told the guy that his profile was great and that “the hotties will flock to him.”

Here it is, unedited.

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I work hard during the week in London, i enjoy visiting bars and clubs likemahiki, nobo, pigall, jazz clubs, salsa bars, fantastic restaurants,cocktailbars. I go to the gym two to three times a week. Love the beach,bit of a sun bum.

Flewn around the Statue of Liberty and over New York in a helicopter – MetAnt & Dec and various pop stars like Ashanti at the CD UK studios – Sat next to Jools Holland as he played at a concert – Met Frank Lampard and John Terry at the Chelsea training ground – Worked for ond of the British Touring Car teams -Had my own business at 21 – sailed in wild seas on a catameran of the coast of Cuba – parascended off the coast of Tunisia – Flewn in the****pit of a big passenger plane when it came into land at Gran Canaria –

Watched Spain versus England with Howard from Take That in a bar in Spain -Eaten sugar straight from a sugar beat plantation – driven one of the fastest passenger power boats – as i was goind along on my jet ski off the coast of Florida dolphins strted to spring out the wter nd followed me – put on concerts.

favourite book – alchamist. favourite film – jerry mcquire “show me the money”

I like to make the most of life and quite like the finer things in life but i also like stuff like sitting in a field, having a picnic and picking out shapes in the clouds – i love the beach – really like trying different restaurants – enjoy curling up on the sofa and watching a good film – i love cuddles – im an affectionate guy- kind hearted – love a bit of romance.