The shoes at Saks.com are like a festival of roadkill.

I’ve always loved fur but something about this footwear trend is making me gag. I wonder how dogs react when they see these things approaching? I’ve tried to decide which pair above is the ugliest, but it hurts to dwell upon them.

On a related note, I am stuck with my Kate Moss Groupie Coat, since no one on ebay was astute enough to buy it from me.

There is no fucking way I’m going to wear this coat and look like a Chanel Yeti or anything of that ilk. I bought it last year in a moment of delirium.

What can I do to make this coat better? I’m thinking of cutting it off to make a short jacket. Is this good or not good? Would I need to hem it? Because I can’t handle that.

Should I add some color with paint or sharpies or something?

I could run a huge contest called “Fuck Up My Coat” and post all your ideas on Flickr, but no, that’s not how I roll. Just let me know if you have a suggestion.

Are you ready to hit the streets in your studded paraphernalia? Me neither. But we can still be on-trend if we hurry! Studs and Spikes offers an astonishing variety of studs (and spikes!) to ruin embellish your boots, jackets, bustier, and whatever else is handy.

You might have to find instructions elsewhere, but the site does carry some weird-looking tools for your studding debacle projects.

Now, we can ALL be seriously killing it.