eyes https://godammit.com And I'm getting madder. Tue, 10 May 2011 09:51:00 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.5.2 https://i0.wp.com/godammit.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/Screen-Shot-2016-05-13-at-7.18.14-AM-1.png?fit=32%2C32&ssl=1 eyes https://godammit.com 32 32 110361536 Scary, icky and risky: Let’s Do it https://godammit.com/scary-icky-and-risky-lets-do-it/ https://godammit.com/scary-icky-and-risky-lets-do-it/#comments Tue, 10 May 2011 09:49:54 +0000 http://www.godammit.com/?p=7599 Continue reading →]]> I-BRITE   Eye Whitening is a new cosmetic procedure if your eyes seem kind of blah. Maybe the whites of your eyes aren’t as bright and flawless as a toddler’s. But why should you suffer this indignity?!  Why not have those tiny veins and  microscopic discolored spots removed with the outer   layer of your eyeball!

Some eye doctors are against this procedure on the grounds that it is risky, impermanent, and long-term affects are not known. But what the hell, looking youthful is critical in today’s competitive environment. Don’t lose that promotion or hot date because of dingy eyes!

Find out more at this website where you can watch a video of the procedure. ( I can’t but maybe you’re less squeamish.)

It’s good to know that the march toward unburdening ourselves of our original faces is moving forward at a brisk pace.

Who’s up for it?

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