fat bitch https://godammit.com And I'm getting madder. Sat, 03 May 2008 21:16:32 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.5.2 https://i0.wp.com/godammit.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/Screen-Shot-2016-05-13-at-7.18.14-AM-1.png?fit=32%2C32&ssl=1 fat bitch https://godammit.com 32 32 110361536 Some Bitch Sat On My Handbag https://godammit.com/some-bitch-sat-on-my-handbag/ https://godammit.com/some-bitch-sat-on-my-handbag/#comments Sat, 03 May 2008 01:12:14 +0000 http://www.godammit.com/?p=835 Continue reading →]]>


I went to a dinner party and someone’s sister-in-law sat on my Vivienne Westwood handbag. I believe I have post traumatic stress disorder due to this event, and I’d like to sue her fat ass to kingdom come. There’s a photo of the bag somewhere here if you want to better understand the Horror.

Meanwhile, I’m resorting to my big Paul Smith bag from January 2007, and everyone will think I’m a dope who just jumped on the Yellow Bandwagon. Hmph, as if. I’ve even started wearing my yellow shoes just to show that I’m not afraid to match my accessories. Sister Wolf makes her own rules, Godammit.

Please take a moment to pray for my injured bag, may she fully recover her former glory, amen.

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