What  the hell?!  I screeched to my husband. Did McCain call his wife a cocksucker?!   I mean, the Deadwood word is surely cocksucker. I think they should’ve  called it the Larry David word. These guys at Fox don’t even know their HBO lingo.

Evidently Mr. MCCain called his wife a trollope and a cunt in front of some campaign workers. It’s obvious the woman’s a trollope, but is she really a cunt? I thought it was Hillary who was the cunt! But no, she’s a monster, and a ‘big fucking whore.’

Listen Mr. McCain, we don’t want a cunt in the White House. If your wife’s a cunt, we demand full transparancy. If the phone rungs at 3 o’clock in the morning, a cunt might just throw the damn thing out the window or something.

I’d like to get it over with and put that black elitist Barack Obama in charge asap, even though he hates America. His wife may be a little uppity, but it’s better than having a white cunt all up in there.