QUICK!   DROP EVERTHING!

Opening Ceremony will let you pre-order your Chloe Sevigny buckle boots if you act now! There will be no returns or exchanges, but so what, you will do as you’re told and buy these damn shoes if you know what’s good for you.

$625, but too bad, you know you need them or you’ll be hopelessly fucked and un-Chloed and a total fucking loser. Seven buckles! They laugh   in the face of your Surface 2 Air shoes.

Don’t ever say you weren’t warned.

I usually hate jewelry with affirmative words on it, like “peace” or “soul” but when I saw this bracelet I stopped in my tracks. Why didn’t I think of this before! My purpose on earth is to provoke. It is probably the one word that most describes my personality.

This bracelet by Aurora Lopez-Mejia is hand-stamped 22k gold, and it looks nice and chunky. I would love to see it on my wrist!   However, I would like my credit card balance to go down, not up.

As you see in the photo of Sister Wolf age sweet sixteen, provoking has always been a priority. At present, I am provoking some misogynist losers on another blog, where some angry man told me to “Go do the dishes!”

Hahaha! What an idiot. Everyone knows that my husband does the dishes, because he’s the one who likes them clean.

In the old days, I provoked some guy on mySpace   into wanting to shoot me. It was much funnier than it sounds, I can assure you.   What is more fun that provoking (besides sex, eating and shopping?)