someone needs to die https://godammit.com And I'm getting madder. Sun, 28 Jun 2015 05:48:25 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.5.2 https://i0.wp.com/godammit.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/Screen-Shot-2016-05-13-at-7.18.14-AM-1.png?fit=32%2C32&ssl=1 someone needs to die https://godammit.com 32 32 110361536 The Tragic $1,500 Sandal https://godammit.com/the-tragic-1500-sandal/ https://godammit.com/the-tragic-1500-sandal/#comments Sun, 28 Jun 2015 05:48:25 +0000 http://www.godammit.com/?p=10806 Continue reading →]]> DSquared Sandal 1500

Just in for fall winter 2015-2016 are these inexplicable sandals by DSquared.

DSquared Sandal rear 1500

Here are its ‘features’ as written on shoescribe.com:

Fringe
Metal Applications
Solid color
Zip closure
Leather/rubber sole

And yet that tells us nothing. We need those proselytizing editors at net-a-porter to truly capture the atrocity on display here. It’s a biker-cowboy-bondadge mash-up that no one could or should walk in. They don’t even tell you how high that heel is.

Would anyone like to write the editorial description designed to sell (or even explain) this tragic eyesore?

 

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