If only!

“I’m gonna Kill the President” A Federal Offense is the name of a play that was written and produced by a dear friend of mine in 2004. It won an award from the L.A. Weekly and I wish I’d gone to see it. One performance was raided by police, and the audience thought it was part of the show. Chaos ensued. My friend can tell you the details.

Here’s a short news thing about the play:

I’m hoping this delightful piece of guerilla theater returns, because you know, Now More Than Ever!!! And because it feels good to say the words out loud. It’s nice to know that you can make such statements if it’s clear that you aren’t serious. It is protected free speech.

So, just kidding, I really wish that someone would kill the President and get it over with. Kidding again, I wish that Trump and Pence could drown peacefully or peacefully die of food poisoning.

Sticking with humor, I would shoot that corrupt piece of shit myself if I could get close enough, lol.

Here’s a good joke: What if all the republicans – and democrats – who have enabled this administration to dismantle everything helpful to the citizens and future citizens of the US, could be sent to Siberia or at least lose their jobs and their pensions???

Just kidding around, I would also like to know why all the press, and I mean ALL, have agreed among themselves to exclude any mention of Baron Trump from their reporting on the White House. No other child of a sitting President has enjoyed such a scrupulous hands-off policy. If it’s because Barron is autistic, we the people can handle that information. I believe we are entitled to it. Many of us have autism ourselves or in our families. It should not be up to the press to decide what we should know! How paternalistic! What else have they decided to protect us from knowing? The silence surrounding Barron Trump implies that his condition is too awful to mention, and somehow shameful. What services is he getting? Which of them are available to families with limited finances?

I’m just kidding when I say, look at this poor miserable child whose dad had chosen to both put him in the spotlight and to hide him away like Mrs. Rochester in the attic!

Just kidding when I say that Donald Trump is an abomination who should spend the rest of his life in a cage at the Southern border. Because we’re not monsters, we could give him some lego to build a wall. And if he’s molested by employees of his detention center, we’ll say “Fake News!” Get it?