why I rule

Let’s Love Me

Sister Wolf — Mon, 04 Mar 2013 08:30:05 +0000

I got these sunglasses yesterday from Out of the Closet for only $8, minus the 10% Senior Discount! I fucking rule.

I also got the green top for $6.50 (minus discount) and it’s covered in nonsensical badges, rhinestones and d-rings, with a big fake “D&G” logo on the back.

Just sit back and be jealous of my shopping savvy.

Rocking the Prom Dress

Sister Wolf — Mon, 04 Jun 2012 09:15:19 +0000

I wore this silk chiffon prom dress on Friday night and felt like a fairy princess. I was smugly thinking “Ha, not bad for 68!” but then I remembered that I’m 58.

At the end of the evening, I had eaten three kinds of french fries and felt like a giant red whale. Nonetheless, I think I rocked this pop of color very nicely.

Anthropologie dress, Chanel bag, a letter I still haven’t mailed, Re-mix shoes, ba&sh leather jacket, enormous push-up bra by DKNY, and a leopard printed panty-girdle.

StyleLikeMe: Exclusive Visit with Sister Wolf

Sister Wolf — Tue, 08 Feb 2011 05:29:34 +0000

(Watch on youTube for HD version) (Yes, the filmmaker has a cold)

A Trip Down Memory Lane

Sister Wolf — Thu, 11 Nov 2010 07:33:49 +0000

I am a Biped from Sister Wolf on Vimeo.

“Dress However You Want!”

Sister Wolf — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 04:26:02 +0000

Okay, I’m 56 years old and just following Carine Roitfeld’s lead. Where’s the party?

Now that I’ve done Walker Porn, I can’t compete in the Miss California contest, but that’s cool. Sometimes you just have to make your statement and pay the price. Again, behold Carine’s statement. I believe she is saying, “Dress However You Want!” unless she’s trying to indicate, “I Am Nuts.”

Sister Wolf Video #2

Sister Wolf — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 07:01:13 +0000

This time, meet my sister, enjoy my hair, and much much more!

First Sister Wolf Video!

Sister Wolf — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 05:26:10 +0000

Figuring out how to make a video at my sister’s house. A masterpiece!

UPDATE 9/18/09: Video removed due to sisterly objections.

Vulgar Ode to the Green Jacket

Sister Wolf — Fri, 08 May 2009 08:08:41 +0000

When this green jacket was delivered, I was afraid to open the package. But like so many things that are scary at first, it was fucking fabulous.

This is the most beautiful garment you can imagine. Softest lambskin, velvety soft suede collar thingy, the hardware is so sleek and well-designed that it just snaps into place, and god bless Mary, there’s a tiny inner pocket tipped in silver leather.

My husband liked it, too! When I informed him, “If it had a dick, I would blow it!” he did wince a little. He thought I was vulgar, and I’m ashamed of myself, almost. Should I have said “cock?”

The poor man has married a vulgarian, and he deserves so much better. He’s the best husband! I would never cheat on him with this jacket. But don’t think I won’t be giving it a sneaky feel now and then.

P.S. Notice how I didn’t use the words “smitten,” “epic” “insane” or “sick.” This is why I rule.