I wanted this dress by Yeojin Bae for months, and miraculously it went on sale at Matches. It’s the most perfect dress I’ve ever owned. The workmanship is exquisite! It makes me look fat but you can’t have everything.

Here, below, is how it’s supposed to look. I may not be 19 but I do own a big fake deer head!

In any case, this is your big chance to compliment my dress. Enough   compliments and I may consider modeling my new Ann Demeulemeestereester jacket from Yoox.   It just arrived and it’s a winner.