(Forbes reports that the elephant was killed as part of a conservation effort, and it’s tail removed according to local custom, to be made into bracelets to honor the fallen animal… Somehow I doubt Trump Jr had any respect or reverence for the incredible, dignified animal whose dismembered body became a prop for his Safari photoshoot.)

Remember your ol’ Pal JK abodes in Arkansas and, he’s (like the majority of other Akies he’s imagining – except for perhaps Bill Clinton) thinking “Oh God I hope nobody thinks of making a perfume that smells like bacon!”

We have enough of a problem with “Corn Fed Women.”

And now thinking about it, Wal-Mart you realize has its corporate headquarters in Arkansas, Tyson’s Pork Products Division too.

And here you’ve gone and put the idea of Bacon Perfume on the internet where we just like Mark Zuckerberg’s always warned us, “Lasts Forever!”

Well Sister Wolf as I’m thinking now it’s probably just too late now you’ve immortalized it – no way probably that my descendants aren’t gonna mark their calendars memorializing Great-Grandpa JK’s Social Security eligibility birthday coinciding with the release of Chanel #9.

No hold on a minute Sister Wolf – don’t you dare delete this post!

I can smell the royalties a’wafting in remembrances of me. I can imagine the pride my afterwards will hold in for me – Country Pride.

https://www.tyson.com/products/regular-sliced-bacon

I plumb adore you Sister Wolf.

Fuck you, God.