Comments on: The Ex Revisited

By: Monica

Monica — Sun, 25 Aug 2013 01:09:25 +0000

Can I please just thank you for keeping it fucking REAL? I’m drinking too many cocktails yelling at my poor husband that angry women like us are the NORM and that at LEAST we aren’t pretending to be something we’re not while burying a knife in someone’s back Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to make another round and put the casserole in the oven. But really, thank you.

By: Sister Wolf

Sister Wolf — Tue, 05 Feb 2013 12:05:33 +0000

tartandtreacly – Hahahahahahahaha! Does she have an accent like Vivienne Leigh in Streetcar named Desire? In reality she is from the Valley, what we in California call Valley Girls.

By: tartandtreacly

tartandtreacly — Mon, 04 Feb 2013 18:30:23 +0000

Hahahaha. Don’t be rattled, be amused.

She just cast herself in her newest role. It’s in an as of yet unpublished short story, written by a guy who moved to LA from Kansas two years ago and writes for bad TV serials during the day.

Our heroine is a fading actress who swans about her tiki bar in outre wigs, making eyes at frat boys wearing leis. One night, fueled by too many pina coladas, she invites one of them to her parents’ house to view her shrine to self-love.

“I think my gallery really captures my essence,” she says coyly.

He declines. She laughs it off, then after he leaves, lights a cigarette, her face still frozen in a rictus, a gruesome fascimile of her former smile, of hope remembered and lost.

THE END.

By: Niece R

Niece R — Tue, 18 Dec 2012 13:20:42 +0000

I recently found one of A’s exes, whom I’ve been curious about for years, but didn’t know anything but her first name and that she’s a hair stylist so it took awhile. Turns out she’s this dreadful (dreadful meaning most guys would be drooling over her) bleached-blond, hair extensioned, boob-jobbed, clearly-at-the-gym-every-day chick working at a chi-chi salon in Beverly Hills, attending Hollywood lingerie parties and wearing the latest Halloween whore costumes. Yikes! Funny thing is, she wasn’t like that when he was with her (I’ve seen a pic) and I have no idea if he even knows that’s what she turned into. Oh, and then I just found out that the guy I was dating before A has an ex who was a model/casting director for 90210 (obviously a while ago, but still). WTF!

I don’t bring up the exes with them, though, because I find out my info from stalking.

By: kate

kate — Sat, 15 Dec 2012 20:26:01 +0000

she writes about herself the way a reader’s digest columnist writes about a long lost lover. i’m sure it’s that self-infatuation that everyone finds so charming. do you think her brother was just shocked, or more grossed out that his fifty year old sister is showing nude teenage photos to her family? or maybe the man really hasn’t seen millions of photos of modest bosoms in his life.

By: Sister Wolf

Sister Wolf — Sat, 15 Dec 2012 05:01:30 +0000

jk – Me neither. I’ll let you know if I think of it. xo

By: Sister Wolf

Sister Wolf — Sat, 15 Dec 2012 05:00:48 +0000

Kellie – Can I say that I know you?? Also, I like the word ‘nutpie!’ I’m going to start using it.

By: Sister Wolf

Sister Wolf — Sat, 15 Dec 2012 04:58:54 +0000

Suebob – I like to have to look harder.

By: JK

JK — Sat, 15 Dec 2012 04:32:50 +0000

Some things are just awful – some things go from awful to….

I can’t think of the word.

By: Suebob

Suebob — Fri, 14 Dec 2012 16:41:08 +0000

All of us are incredibly annoying if you just look hard enough.