Comments on: The Eyebrow Lady

By: Myra

Myra — Fri, 23 Mar 2012 17:12:49 +0000

I went to get my eye brows done cuz I have not found tha perfect person tha actually know how to do them there a mess there round no arch different than all the other times no body can do my eyebrows an I hav a lot I’m pretty wats the problem heeeeelp pls looveur story thanks for sharing it.

By: Liz

Liz — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 08:17:19 +0000

I love this story!!! Just pluck the fucker out!
You really are a priceless gem.x

By: Angie Bitchface

Angie Bitchface — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 07:05:06 +0000

she should have just trimmed it with nail scissors. I have the same problem and that’s what I do.

also, “I wish I was gay so someone could tell me it gets better” is the best emo quote ever.

By: Brittany

Brittany — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 01:15:51 +0000

Sister, I saw that the person who commented first was named Katrina and I had a bit of a cathartic release; you haven’t missed anything. The second paragraph was in response to the eyebrow lady. I apologize for any confusion.

By: O D Y S S E Y

O D Y S S E Y — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 02:13:47 +0000

This post makes me miss my Miami trips – lots of nutcases with time on their hands, and they all shop at Aventura Mall and Bal Harbour. It was worth shopping there for the entertainment value alone. Sister, you would LOVE it.

By: Kellie

Kellie — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 02:04:59 +0000

I am glad I waited until my later years to become an eyebrow do-er. I cant believe that shaving them off means they will never grow back!!! Why the hell does that phenomenon not work on other areas of the body???

With my red-violet and black hair, it is necessary to dye them darker to avoid looking naked. And they are high above my glasses. I am not surprised looking, just like I think I am above the idiots.
Which I of course am.

By: Braindance

Braindance — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 23:13:55 +0000

Having been a librarian, I should have a badge of endurance for the sheer amount of care in the community I have done for the lonely and sometimes insane people

We once had an advert on the website that said:
Got a question?
Ask a librarian!

My favourite went like this:
(Posh old shouty man)
“Hello, HELLO? Yes, I am looking for the date Rumleigh brickworks burnt down; I don’t know what year, or month, maybe 1819? But I do know it was on a Tuesday”

OR
“Yes, hi, do you have any books?”

No actually, the best/worst however you want to look at it was when I had to ask a man why he was sat at a computer with a priest to his left and a woman with a toddler in a pram to his right whilst he looked at hardcore porn, 10 am in the morning. True story.

Or, (sorry I’m getting into this now) the lady who was obsessed with Bin Laden, she made a turban out of old lady scarf’s and would come in and use the computers to research all kinds of stuff whilst muttering to herself.
The library (my manager, not me) took it proper serious and sent in the computer I.T posse, who took the computer away to look at what she was looking at, they came sweeping in like the x files with dark suits and sunglasses, just incase someone had designs to bomb a rural library.

I was teased at school for apparently having eybrows like mountain peaks, I have never plucked them in my life, but have to admit, they are rather peaky.

By: hammie

hammie — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 10:55:57 +0000

some people do not want help. They just want someone to listen to them bitch for a while….

By: Sister Wolf

Sister Wolf — Sun, 29 Jan 2012 12:44:18 +0000

MizLottie – Montana, “Number One Beauty Suppply”

annemarie – Yours are the shit! Yours are the one I want.

Bevitron – The pure white ones are Lucky Omens. That’s a way to feel affection for them. I’m much too busy picking at my legs to care for my brows.

Brittany – What the hell are yu talking about, dear? How is Katrina? Have I misse something?

Wendy – Oh please, you are flawless. Keep quiet about your beauty “problems”.

By: MizLottie

MizLottie — Sun, 29 Jan 2012 06:53:15 +0000

Larchmont Beauty, perhaps?