Comments on: The Mammogram https://godammit.com/the-mammogram/ And I'm getting madder. Sat, 20 Oct 2007 02:49:04 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.5.3 By: Mark https://godammit.com/the-mammogram/comment-page-1/#comment-9605 Sat, 20 Oct 2007 02:49:04 +0000 http://godammit.com/2007/10/18/the-mammogram/#comment-9605 Speaking of luck and handbags, once, when I was in Lima with my friends Elaine and Matt, a crazy old woman hit Elaine with her (the old woman’s) handbag for no reason. I decided then that getting hit by a stranger’s handbag is good luck. For the rest of the trip Matt and I tried to provoke women with handbags into hitting us with them. We never succeeded, and guess what: Matt and I got some sort of vile third-world vomit-diarrhea-fever sickness and Elaine didn’t! Why? Because the old woman hit HER with her handbag, not us!

The good thing was that the sickness caused me to lose eight pounds in two days.

Also good luck: touching midgets, seeing nuns outside the church. A midget nun skateboarding into you and clobbering you with her handbag would just about guarantee that you win the lottery.

Bad luck: Fred Segal, and throwing away the plastic widgets that keep bread bags closed.

]]> By: Sister Wolf https://godammit.com/the-mammogram/comment-page-1/#comment-9599 Fri, 19 Oct 2007 23:39:17 +0000 http://godammit.com/2007/10/18/the-mammogram/#comment-9599 Godamm him! Maybe if he read the book, he would warm to the name. How could he not love her??

]]> By: Nicole https://godammit.com/the-mammogram/comment-page-1/#comment-9597 Fri, 19 Oct 2007 23:20:52 +0000 http://godammit.com/2007/10/18/the-mammogram/#comment-9597 What a terrible experience. I hope everything is alright in 6mths…

At least you have a BEAUTIFUL handbag. I’ve got bag envy now.

Titus and Fuschsia. After reading the triology I suggested the name Fuschasia to the man but he didn’t like it. I think it’s lovely too!

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