Comments on: The Real Housewives of Venice

By: 34kimo

34kimo — Sun, 10 Jan 2010 01:53:34 +0000

Hello Ladies,
Does anyone know where I can find a RELIABLE and reasonable handyman in the Venice area. I’m just so sick of hiring people that don’t show up and don’t have the decency to call and cancel. What is wrong with people these days? And with all of the people that are unemployed, I would think that they need work. Any help would be greatly appreciated.

By: KIRAFASHION

KIRAFASHION — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 19:49:14 +0000

so fun look!

LOVE

By: hammie

hammie — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 10:43:38 +0000

Wear Wear Wear! a designer thrift store bargain is a joy forever; how long before you spent the profits of ebay on silly shoes??
xx

By: Sister Wolf

Sister Wolf — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 06:20:17 +0000

Iheartfashion – I want to be rational! I just listed it.

K-Line – I used to have a license plate holder that said “Jesus made me a winner.” I miss it!

Andrea – Yeah, I know you’d never wear it. Too old lady, right?

Toby-Lynne – Wasn’t it the scariest episode so far?!? I was truly freaked out.

WCGB – Waaah! I can’t go to the Oscars. But I like your vision for it…

WendyB – I decided it would look good with a black pencil skirt and black high heels. Which I won’t ever be wearing.

fashionherald – No copters in Brooklyn? Sounds perfect.

Suzanne AKA -Hahaha, it would have been great to run outside in that thing and scream “Officer, can I help?”

Andra – The closie things are the best part!

Arline – Shit. Can you change that to “sell it?”

Queen Michelle – I like this attitude. I should be wearing my Viv Westwood horns right now! What the hell is wrong with me??

Make Do- You are better, I can hear your brain working!

Jill – You could learn eBay in a minute! It’s the cheapskates that would drive you nuts. It is very very trying.

dust – Waaaah!

Deni – It’s very heavy, you’re right.

Sonia Luna – I could wear it to all the crime-scenes in Venice.

hoochiegucci – Two words: shoe chair.

HelOnWheels – I would love Roomy to wear it, maybe with a thong?

annemarie – Will do.

Juri – I would love to see you in your brothel creepers. But I am still shaken by the Lady Athlete thing. However, your appreciation of the text is so gratifying!

By: Juri

Juri — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 22:04:35 +0000

I can’t blame her, really. Who wants to be a stocky complement? I think I might be able to come up with a worse insult if I really gave it a try but, all in all, it’s hard to imagine a bigger slap in a young woman’s face.

BUT the beauty of all this was your “total devotion to one another’s training and that [you were] the ultimate training partners in [your] quest for physical perfection…”

I will SO print, wear and sell the t-shirts.

By: Sister Wolf

Sister Wolf — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 21:18:29 +0000

Juri – JESUS you nearly made me choke to death on my coffee!!!!!!!!!!!! You will be able to blackmail me FOREVER. Hahahahah! I’m glad you noticed the wildlife motif…..repeated throughout. Like when it says “each has given birth to 2 sons” instead of just ‘has two sons. My sister fell out of my car when she read that she was my stocky complement.

By: Juri

Juri — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 20:47:11 +0000

*proud, *t-shirts…I was born with a keyboard full of typos

By: Juri

Juri — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 20:44:06 +0000

I’d suggest ebay, unless I knew you’ve got that reality show coming on. The ratings will explode if you include a little bit of bellydancing in that top to each episode.

I know how it feels to buy beautiful stuff and know you can’t wear it anywhere because lesser mortals can’t grasp the awesomeness. I’ve bought some lovely old brothel creepers on ebay but can’t wear them anywhere since no one will believe I actually looked good in them 25 years ago. On a brighter day I look at them and go, “did I really wear these things on a regular basis?”

Speaking of ebay, I bought that issue of “Lady Athlete – Profiles of Women in Sports and Related Fields” featuring “The Barbarionettes – Sisters in Iron” by Steve Wennerstrom, and learned that your sister was “the stocky complement” to you, and that “her thick musculature has a more cultivated look,” whereas you derived your look “from the wilds of the jungle.” It was only $25 for the mag but the wanker wanted $15 for P&P so I wound up paying $40 for the leaflet because I was too pround to back down. Now I must start printing those t-shorts to earn that money back.

By: annemarie

annemarie — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 19:22:38 +0000

If it was any old YSL top I would advocate the “keep for a year– if you don’t wear it, sell it.” However it is a SEQUINS (squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel!!) top, which means that all the fashion twits will be wetting their panties over this and positively falling over themselves trying to buy it on Ebay. So basically, I would sell that fucker as soon as possible.

Personally, I feel that the twinkle of sequins have been irredeemably tarnished by said idiots. Sequins are so OVER.

But please, before you sell it, take a picture of yourself wearing it whilst touching your face!

By: HelOnWheels

HelOnWheels — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 17:39:00 +0000

I love that top. I’d say keep it and wear it while you blog. Take photos of yourself whilst you do this. Send photos to Mrs. Palin with a note: “We don’t only wear pajamas! This is a YSL. Even if you knew what that is you could never afford it without the RNC buying it for you! Suck it, Sarah!” Is that too much?

I think you could sell it to Rumi for very tidy profit. Unfortunately she would just shred that beautiful piece.