Comments on: The Tragic $1,500 Sandal https://godammit.com/the-tragic-1500-sandal/ And I'm getting madder. Sat, 22 Aug 2015 13:47:37 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.5.2 By: Sandra https://godammit.com/the-tragic-1500-sandal/comment-page-1/#comment-2484035 Sat, 22 Aug 2015 13:47:37 +0000 http://www.godammit.com/?p=10806#comment-2484035 oh god how badly do I want to see the heel of one terrible shoe get caught in the chain of the other terrible shoe

]]> By: Dj https://godammit.com/the-tragic-1500-sandal/comment-page-1/#comment-2448685 Sun, 05 Jul 2015 01:43:14 +0000 http://www.godammit.com/?p=10806#comment-2448685 Make the world your bitch, bitch.

]]> By: annemarie https://godammit.com/the-tragic-1500-sandal/comment-page-1/#comment-2445721 Mon, 29 Jun 2015 03:56:39 +0000 http://www.godammit.com/?p=10806#comment-2445721 I nominate Bevitron for this noble task– she has no equal.

]]> By: Suspended https://godammit.com/the-tragic-1500-sandal/comment-page-1/#comment-2445392 Sun, 28 Jun 2015 14:41:08 +0000 http://www.godammit.com/?p=10806#comment-2445392 Rise above the plebs in these 5.5″ heels that evoke all the style and glamour of an Arab bathroom. Gently tug on the bath plug chain and watch in amazement as your fringing grows. Super handy for sweeping your dignity under the rug. Pull the zipper to unearth a small bar of soap for washing your toes after a busy day shopping with your new BFF, Kim Kardashian.These shoes are the life you deserve.

]]> By: David Duff https://godammit.com/the-tragic-1500-sandal/comment-page-1/#comment-2445238 Sun, 28 Jun 2015 08:49:37 +0000 http://www.godammit.com/?p=10806#comment-2445238 “If you’re deaf, dumb and blind and lack a sense of smell- YOU’LL JUST LURVE THESE CLASSY, SEXY SANDALS!”

(In tiny print)”The Company is not responsible if you trip over and break your neck, or your friends all leave you because they think you’re nuts, or members of the public pelt you with rotten veg because you appear to be deranged!”

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