Comments on: The Truth About Brad and Angie!

By: Brad and Jen, YES!!! |

Brad and Jen, YES!!! | — Tue, 21 Jan 2020 09:07:03 +0000

[…] and Brad? You’d think I would know, given how many stories I made up when I worked for the tabloids. All the years of those fake magazine covers…I just saw one tonight that said, “Brad […]

By: fashionherald

fashionherald — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 03:29:17 +0000

Whew, what a relief, I was so worried about Brangelina’s marriage.

By: peaceBwithU

peaceBwithU — Tue, 06 Apr 2010 14:16:04 +0000

Who gives a flying fuck what they or any other celebrity do. Hey all you morons out there that read and discuss that shit……. GET A LIFE!

By: Lexi Conner, erm Bessie the Buddha

Lexi Conner, erm Bessie the Buddha — Tue, 06 Apr 2010 04:45:24 +0000

We are a voyeuristic species. It’s all in the DNA; we crave stories real or not.

By: Sketch42

Sketch42 — Tue, 06 Apr 2010 04:44:29 +0000

When it comes to gossip mags I choose what I want to believe. Like anything about Jen aniston, I believe. Cause I feel like she has friends that would leak things to the press. And her stories are always so lame and believable.

Angelina has never been in a room with another woman and let her live, so I discount all gossip about her and brad. No one knows anything. But isn’t that something?

By: Dru

Dru — Tue, 06 Apr 2010 04:20:33 +0000

Just you wait, I bet the next story will be some sort of threesome/foursome angle- after all, Vanessa’s French (and therefore possibly licentious, the tabloids will say), Angie’s been bisexual, what’s to stop them.
Of course this shit is made up. But I do wonder why they don’t get sued more often, too.

By: JayJay

JayJay — Tue, 06 Apr 2010 03:38:53 +0000

Exactly how does one get as thin as that apparallel chick? Does straight up coke still work or is there some newfangled over-the-counter stuff? My 20 year reunion is coming up, so I’d love an answer stat.

By: kate

kate — Mon, 05 Apr 2010 22:53:05 +0000

Also Apparellel looks like Catherine Keener. Using my untapped tabloid psychic powers, I’d say that IS Keener after a long battle with alcoholism. With this blog, she’s specifically trying to reach out to you, her adoring fan and future film role basis, through deadpan fashion wit. You’d better sell that screenplay of your life $TAT, cause Catherine’s u$ing duct tape for garter$.

By: kate

kate — Mon, 05 Apr 2010 22:43:57 +0000

So tabloid writers are basically psychics? At least some of the things they “predict” come true through the power of suggestion, probably since actors are accustomed to letting fictions manifest.

One thing we do know is that Angie was a drug addict, who collects knives and looks fucking psycho, and her dad IS Jon Voight, so she probably is evil in some way. The rag writers are just using their deductive reasoning powers like so much heroin.

By: Mark

Mark — Mon, 05 Apr 2010 22:39:33 +0000

friends and neighbors are concerned…