Comments on: Whole Foods Adventure

By: Duff

Duff — Mon, 24 Jun 2013 02:06:52 +0000

Late to the party, but you DO look 15 and your hair DOES look incredible. Hope you instilled all kinds of envy in the Pilaticized, plasticized hookers at WF.

By: Marky

Marky — Thu, 06 Jun 2013 13:52:41 +0000

Your hair does look great.

By: Stacy

Stacy — Mon, 03 Jun 2013 15:25:56 +0000

You have me curious about the handsome Black man in the fedora. Your taste in men is sublime and has left me wondering if he was handsome handsome or hot damn handsome.
Yes, the namaste, now get the fuck out of my way crowd. I love going into WF around Dec. 24th and watching the puffed up panic.

By: D

Mon, 20 May 2013 07:20:04 +0000

Early Friday morning I was beaten around my head and a few hours later I dived into one of those sweet Asian massage shops that seem to be popping up in shopping centres everywhere. I was so desperate for some hands-on pain-relief and it felt so good to get a neck and back massage, that if that guy rubbed a didgiredoo up and down my back, I swear I would have given him all my worldly possessions. Perhaps that what the suckers are really after – human touch and empathy. You’re looking beautiful SW.

By: Rainbo

Rainbo — Mon, 20 May 2013 07:01:13 +0000

This cracked me up. Get this… My brother (who lives in the Hipster capital, Portland OR) told me he was making a didgeridoo. I said, “WHY?” He said, “Because it’s cool.” I just snort laughed at him. He’s such a nerd, but he would never pull didgeridoo shenanigans, at a Whole Foods. But now, I sort of want him to. I loved your reaction, and the observation of the contented black man in the fedora, eating ice cream. Classic.

By: Madam Restora

Madam Restora — Mon, 20 May 2013 06:49:42 +0000

I too am Australian and have never seen a didgeridoo used like that? I guess when people (as a whole) stop believing in God they have to fill the space with something else….like kinesiology for example, which to date, no one has ever been able to explain to me what this is.

By: Suspended

Suspended — Fri, 17 May 2013 08:43:39 +0000

I’ve still not stepped inside a Wholefoods (much to everyones horror.)

I couldn’t give a fuck about their carefully placed apples and polished bananas.

By: Andra

Andra — Fri, 17 May 2013 08:20:38 +0000

I believe in the didgeridoo and that’s about it. I wouldn’t want some nut blowing it on my body though. We just don’t do that in Australia (well, not that I’ve ever heard of and I’ve been Australian for a damned long time).

By: Bessie the Cow

Bessie the Cow — Fri, 17 May 2013 00:39:04 +0000

Oye, as far as colonics are concerned they are good for you, but not too often. You don’t have to believe in them for them to work. They help “wash” out all the stuff that may have been sitting a long time in your colon. Have you ever tried one? Try one first before you discount a good colonic. Ask to see what all that shit and hardened mucus is that comes out of you. You may be surprised, and feel better. Also, as for Reiki, just have a massage. We humans, being the social animals that we are, feel better when we touch each other. Massages are good at getting rid of kinks and soreness in muscles. An old Russian Master Massage Therapist (that’s MMT) said always go for the massage, it includes the Reiki. And you don’t have to believe in massage therapy . . . just enjoy it. Personally, I like science based evidence for acceptance of a practice. Both colonics and massage therapy have tons of science behind the practice. Just ask Socrates.
Love you,
Mooooooooooooo

By: Jaimi

Jaimi — Thu, 16 May 2013 22:32:13 +0000

I loved this! And your hair looks amazing!

My boyfriend and I go to the local Whole Foods for FREE SAMPLES and people watching. I also enjoy mislabeling bulk bin items.