And no, Thomas Malone. not just to piss odd “sanctimonious leftists.” Who exactly are these “leftists” you speak of? Feminists? Environmentalists? Marxist-Leninists? Anarcho-primitivists? Hippies? Neo-Keynesians? It seems “leftist” and “liberal” is wingnut code for Jew. (However wingnuts lack the intelligence to figure out their own subconscious thought processes.)

The only conceivable reason for Ann Coulter to exist is to (temporarily) satiate the subconscious homosexual desires of right-wingers. Look at Ann Coulter: an ugly, bony “woman” with a very large Adams apple. So many men of the far right seem to see that purported woman as an example of an attractive women. What does that say about the closet-case Republicans?

I strongly suspect that Thomas Malone falls into this category. Never mind that “she is a breath of totally fresh air” after decades of “mealy mouthed conservative writers and pundits.” (I would think that the more intelligent conservatives would WANT a humble spokesperson who grounds arguments in rationality whether right or wrong, and engages in polite discourse.) The real reason why men like Thomas Malone and other closet queers of the modern-day GOP love Ann Coulter is that they have a man in drag to distract them from pulling a Larry Craig.

I love Tim Rutten of the LA Times. He wrote about her the other day and commented on her little black cocktail dresses: “The ingenue with fangs look is getting a bit worn.” or something to that effect.