{"id":10,"date":"2006-02-08T19:29:13","date_gmt":"2006-02-09T03:29:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/godammit.com\/archives\/2006\/02\/a-clockwork-orange"},"modified":"2006-02-09T16:31:16","modified_gmt":"2006-02-10T00:31:16","slug":"a-clockwork-orange","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/a-clockwork-orange\/","title":{"rendered":"A Clockwork Orange"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tony Blair has a great idea for eradicating <a href=\"http:\/\/www.latimes.com\/news\/nationworld\/world\/la-fg-yobs6feb06,0,7605938.story?coll=la-headlines-world\" target=\"_blank\">antisocial behavior<\/a>. &#8220;Bad Families&#8221; will be evicted from their homes and placed in government housing to be &#8220;re-educated.&#8221;&nbsp;\u00a0 I&#8217;m imagining this happening in the US.&nbsp;\u00a0 We could take all those fat trailer trash people, along with dumb black gangsta&#8217;s, and teach them to order lattes instead of smacking each other upside the head! &nbsp;\u00a0It&#8217;s about time someone offered a real solution to all this senseless violence, godammit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tony Blair has a great idea for eradicating antisocial behavior. &#8220;Bad Families&#8221; will be evicted from their homes and placed in government housing to be &#8220;re-educated.&#8221;&nbsp;\u00a0 I&#8217;m imagining this happening in the US.&nbsp;\u00a0 We could take all those fat trailer &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/a-clockwork-orange\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-a","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}