{"id":1001,"date":"2008-07-27T19:07:30","date_gmt":"2008-07-28T03:07:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=1001"},"modified":"2008-07-27T19:07:30","modified_gmt":"2008-07-28T03:07:30","slug":"hideous-shoes-to-brighten-your-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/hideous-shoes-to-brighten-your-life\/","title":{"rendered":"Hideous Shoes To Brighten Your Life"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/lovin-life-boots.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1002\" title=\"lovin-life-boots\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/lovin-life-boots-240x300.jpg?resize=240%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"240\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/lovin-life-boots.jpg?resize=240%2C300&amp;ssl=1 240w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/lovin-life-boots.jpg?w=336&amp;ssl=1 336w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 240px) 100vw, 240px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/rock-and-roll-boots.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1003\" title=\"rock-and-roll-boots\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/rock-and-roll-boots.jpg?resize=216%2C270\" alt=\"\" width=\"216\" height=\"270\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Earlier today, I was very annoyed by a crazy bitch who&#8217;s been taunting me online. But then I realized that if I had to go around kicking the ass of every single person I&#8217;ve somehow pissed off, I&#8217;d have no time for anything else.<\/p>\n<p>Even better, I came across these godforsaken boots at Neiman Marcus, and my life was once again filled with joy. Who would buy these monstrosities?!&nbsp;\u00a0 Besides Cher and Pamela Anderson, I mean.<\/p>\n<p>They are priced at $395, a small price to pay for all this grotesque ugliness! Just try deciding which pair is worse!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Earlier today, I was very annoyed by a crazy bitch who&#8217;s been taunting me online. But then I realized that if I had to go around kicking the ass of every single person I&#8217;ve somehow pissed off, I&#8217;d have no &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/hideous-shoes-to-brighten-your-life\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2,5],"tags":[94,295],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-g9","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1001"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1001"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1001\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1001"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1001"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1001"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}