{"id":10013,"date":"2013-11-20T14:04:55","date_gmt":"2013-11-20T22:04:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=10013"},"modified":"2013-11-20T14:04:55","modified_gmt":"2013-11-20T22:04:55","slug":"christmas-gifts-part-i","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/christmas-gifts-part-i\/","title":{"rendered":"Christmas Gifts: Part I"},"content":{"rendered":"

“The Bless Finger Gloves are a conceptual take on a classic pair of winter gloves. Individual sleeves for each finger keep your digits toasty”<\/strong><\/p>\n

Are these Finger Gloves cute or what? Imagine the fun of your partner waiting around as you carefully put on ten little woolen condoms, then starting all over again because you mistook the thumb for the pinky finger! \u00a0The silver thingies will snag your silk evening dress or fishnet stockings….perfection. \u00a0Just $390.<\/a><\/p>\n

By the same brand, Bless<\/strong>, here is an eye-catching hair brush:<\/p>\n

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\u00a0“It’s both unnerving and funny at once, leaving one with mixed feelings of curiosity and intrigue. “<\/strong><\/p>\n

(They forgot rage<\/strong> and horror<\/strong>.) I am guessing that this is a ‘conceptual take’ as well. The word ‘conceptual’ is probably something to think about when shopping for Christmas gifts. An empty box would be a conceptual take on a classic present, and plus it would be free, as opposed to this hair-brush, which is $350.<\/a><\/p>\n

I actually love Creatures of Comfort, <\/em>the shop where I found these items, and they have a wide variety of fashion-forward clothes, leaning toward the minimalist mental patient look. I even have a pair of boots I bought there, sitting quietly in their box, wondering if they will ever see the light of day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"