{"id":10020,"date":"2013-11-22T16:03:45","date_gmt":"2013-11-23T00:03:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=10020"},"modified":"2013-11-22T16:03:45","modified_gmt":"2013-11-23T00:03:45","slug":"where-is-jackies-hat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/where-is-jackies-hat\/","title":{"rendered":"Where is Jackie’s Hat???"},"content":{"rendered":"

$\"Jackie's$ <\/a><\/p>\n

Last night I heard for the first time that Jackie’s pink hat is missing: No one knows what happened to it after all these years.<\/p>\n

This is just mind-boggling, isn’t it? If anything in this world is iconic, it’s that pillbox hat. How can it be missing?! Jackie’s maid put the suit in a plastic bag but she doesn’t know about the hat.<\/p>\n

If they managed to keep this secret for 50 years, they fucking well know about the conspiracy\/conspiracies, too.<\/p>\n

I genuinely feel upset about the hat. I am surprised but less upset to learn that the pink suit is not Chanel, but rather an exact copy of a Chanel suit, made in New York. Good for Jackie. Coco Chanel consorted with too many Nazi’s. Perhaps Jackie knew this subconsciously.<\/p>\n

Watching the old news footage, I can’t help but marvel at Jackie’s immense grace and dignity. No wonder our fascination with her is so enduring.<\/p>\n

But the missing hat reminded me of a dream I had a few years ago, that for some reason I had in my possession a hatbox with Jackie’s head in it. I’m pretty sure the hat was there too. I remembered being appalled by this horrible dream imagery, and yet kind of proud of it’s originality.<\/p>\n

Now I feel guilty, in keeping with my pervading sense that everything, everything, is my fault.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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