{"id":10037,"date":"2013-12-05T03:08:47","date_gmt":"2013-12-05T11:08:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=10037"},"modified":"2013-12-05T03:08:47","modified_gmt":"2013-12-05T11:08:47","slug":"leather-legging-boots-hurry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/leather-legging-boots-hurry\/","title":{"rendered":"Leather Legging Boots, Hurry!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Leather-legging-boots.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10038\" alt=\"Leather legging boots\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Leather-legging-boots.jpg?resize=398%2C583\" width=\"398\" height=\"583\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Leather-legging-boots.jpg?w=398&amp;ssl=1 398w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Leather-legging-boots.jpg?resize=204%2C300&amp;ssl=1 204w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 398px) 100vw, 398px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Okay, great. Nothing is better than a fashion hybrid that makes life more awkward and uncomfortable. Leather legging boots (try saying it three times, really fast) are a &#8220;creation&#8221; by Tamara Mellon that she describes as \u00a0&#8220;<em><strong>a thigh boot that pulls right up into a legging. You can wear a sweater over it or a big man&#8217;s shirt and there&#8217;s no gap.&#8221;<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>What gap?? She seems to think she has solved a problem, instead of causing a new one. The only way this creation could be more tragic would be an open toe.<\/p>\n<p>Why didn&#8217;t Tamara Mellon go big and cut off the toe? Maybe the summer version will answer my prayers.<\/p>\n<p>All I know about Tamara Mellon is that she used to own <strong>Jimmy Choo<\/strong> and she sued her mother for a billion dollars. But I am bracing myself for a deluge of Tamara Mellon crap, fawned over by it-girls, fashion editors and bloggers who describe their content as &#8220;The musings of a bla bla bla.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>$1,995 at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.net-a-porter.com\/product\/415858\" target=\"_blank\">Net-a-porter<\/a>\u00a0and ten sizes are already sold out.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Okay, great. Nothing is better than a fashion hybrid that makes life more awkward and uncomfortable. Leather legging boots (try saying it three times, really fast) are a &#8220;creation&#8221; by Tamara Mellon that she describes as \u00a0&#8220;a thigh boot &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/leather-legging-boots-hurry\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2],"tags":[626,63,907],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-2BT","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10037"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10037"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10037\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10037"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10037"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10037"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}