{"id":1007,"date":"2008-07-29T20:50:47","date_gmt":"2008-07-30T04:50:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=1007"},"modified":"2008-07-29T20:50:47","modified_gmt":"2008-07-30T04:50:47","slug":"secret-diary-of-a-call-girl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/secret-diary-of-a-call-girl\/","title":{"rendered":"Secret Diary of a Call Girl"},"content":{"rendered":"

Secret Diary of a Call Girl<\/a> is my new favorite TV show. I was put off by the name of the Showtime series but in the end, I simply can’t resist the actress in the title role. Billie Piper is new to me, but evidently she had a career as a teen pop singer in the UK. She also caused a scandal by marrying a creepy DJ\/TV presenter named Chris Evans<\/a>. His fame to me personally rests on the fact that my best friend once encountered him in an elevator, and his greeting to her was: “Nice tits, pet!” (I still enjoy saying this to her, obviously.)<\/p>\n

Anyway, then Billie Piper had a role in Dr. Who and some other stuff. Now, in Secret Diary of a Call girl, she carries the entire show with her voice-overs, her comments into the camera, and her big pouty lips.<\/p>\n

Her character, Belle, enjoys being a high-priced call girl but she is very sweet and unassuming. In fact, she is so vulnerable, you want to just pet her head the whole time. Even when she walks into a room wearing a bustier and high heels. There is something very wistful and wounded in Billie Piper or her character, I can’t tell which. She is slightly chubby (only slightly!) and her hairline is too low. She has a nice overbite, too.<\/p>\n

She looks a little like a monkey, and I know this for a fact because even my husband admitted it. He usually never agrees with anything I say about actresses, like Julia Robert looks like a horse. But last night, his response to my monkey assessment was: “A little bit.” \u00a0 This is a huge victory in itself.<\/p>\n

Last night, Belle had to conduct a foursome with a married couple and her own ex-boyfriend (long story, you will have to watch the show.) Belle was charming, ladylike, lesbitious, slutty, and yet vaguely melancholy throughout. I don’t know how she does it.<\/p>\n

Please take my advice and watch this show if you haven’t already. While you’re watching, ask your BF or husband is Billie Piper looks a little like a monkey.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"