{"id":10118,"date":"2014-02-06T02:21:40","date_gmt":"2014-02-06T10:21:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=10118"},"modified":"2014-02-06T02:21:40","modified_gmt":"2014-02-06T10:21:40","slug":"chris-christie-what-a-fucking-cunt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/chris-christie-what-a-fucking-cunt\/","title":{"rendered":"Chris Christie: What a Fucking Cunt!\u2122"},"content":{"rendered":"

You know, I actually have mixed feelings about Chris Christie<\/strong>. On the one hand, he is a total cunt and a shameless lying pig who needs to go to jail. On the other hand, the daily tidbits about his various lapses of decency and ethics provide a welcome relief from the tragedy of Philip Seymour Hoffman.<\/p>\n

I can’t handle the sadness. I can’t dwell on the horror and the loss. I need Chris Christie more than ever, and he is stepping up. He has come to the rescue with his idiotic critique of his own appointee’s high-school record<\/a>, therein behaving like the vindictive middle school bully that we all suspected was the real<\/em> Chris Christie.<\/p>\n

What a fucking piece of shit this guy is. Funneling Hurricane Sandy money to political allies and rebuffing calls for oversight of this money is even more egregious than the bridge fiasco. Mishandling this money<\/a> while Sandy victims wait in vain for someone to answer their questions ought to qualify Mr. Christie for a nice long jail term.<\/p>\n

The thought of this cunt getting away with his arrogant abuse of power is too much to bear. But I’m grateful for his continuing malfeasance. The mere sight of him incites my wrath and indignation. \u00a0It’s the best, most reliable antidote to sorrow. May it never lose its power to distract us.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"