{"id":10123,"date":"2014-02-10T21:16:38","date_gmt":"2014-02-11T05:16:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=10123"},"modified":"2014-02-10T21:23:14","modified_gmt":"2014-02-11T05:23:14","slug":"please-miu-miu-as-if","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/please-miu-miu-as-if\/","title":{"rendered":"Please Miu Miu, as if."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/Miu-Miu-denim-jacket-5325.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10124\" alt=\"Miu Miu denim jacket 5325\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/Miu-Miu-denim-jacket-5325.jpg?resize=411%2C516\" width=\"411\" height=\"516\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/Miu-Miu-denim-jacket-5325.jpg?w=411&amp;ssl=1 411w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/Miu-Miu-denim-jacket-5325.jpg?resize=238%2C300&amp;ssl=1 238w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 411px) 100vw, 411px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Will you look at this atrocity &#8211; WHY, <strong>Miu Miu<\/strong>?<\/p>\n<p>This jacket reminds me of everything awful about the 80&#8217;s, and actually makes me want to throw up. \u00a0What is more sickening that a cropped denim jacket with dropped shoulders?? Wait, I know: a cropped denim jacket with dropped shoulders <em>and<\/em> a shitload of Bedazzling.<\/p>\n<p>If you think that a denim jacket priced at\u00a0<strong>$5,325<\/strong> must offer some exquisite hand-sewn detail, \u00a0here is a close-up to divest you of that illusion:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/Miu-Miu-denim-jacket-close-up.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10125\" alt=\"Miu Miu denim jacket close-up\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/Miu-Miu-denim-jacket-close-up.jpg?resize=328%2C523\" width=\"328\" height=\"523\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/Miu-Miu-denim-jacket-close-up.jpg?w=328&amp;ssl=1 328w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/Miu-Miu-denim-jacket-close-up.jpg?resize=188%2C300&amp;ssl=1 188w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 328px) 100vw, 328px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Ugh!<\/p>\n<p>This is just a crime against humanity. And brace yourself: it&#8217;s<a href=\"http:\/\/www.net-a-porter.com\/product\/415016\" target=\"_blank\"> sold out<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Will you look at this atrocity &#8211; WHY, Miu Miu? This jacket reminds me of everything awful about the 80&#8217;s, and actually makes me want to throw up. \u00a0What is more sickening that a cropped denim jacket with dropped &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/please-miu-miu-as-if\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2],"tags":[800,644,170],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-2Dh","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10123"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10123"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10123\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10123"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10123"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10123"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}