{"id":1016,"date":"2008-08-03T16:00:29","date_gmt":"2008-08-04T00:00:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=1016"},"modified":"2008-08-03T16:00:29","modified_gmt":"2008-08-04T00:00:29","slug":"it-isnt-easy-being-a-cunt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/it-isnt-easy-being-a-cunt\/","title":{"rendered":"It Isn’t Easy Being a Cunt"},"content":{"rendered":"

But someone’s got to do it! I love this picture, sent to me by my associate Dr. Larue<\/a>, who is nothing if not a bit of a cunt himself. \u00a0 I cannot overstate his braininess and talent.<\/p>\n

Anyway, yes, I am on record as being a cunt, and the use of the word as invective is just water off my back. I have other qualities too of course, but some things just bring out the cunt.<\/p>\n

For example, the Bitch Who Got All Up in My Grill<\/em> upset me because she refused to let me defend myself or fight back on her “blog” after going all Cray-Cray on my ass. And for no reason at all! So, now, I am obliged to be a cunt by posting a photo of her stupid muffins, which she posted and identified as ‘copyrighted.’<\/p>\n

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Look, Crazy Lady, here are your fucking copyrighted muffins! Bon appetit, Crazy!<\/strong><\/p>\n

On other fronts, I am feeling a little cunt-ish about Olympic swimmer Dara Torres<\/a>. ( 2blowhards<\/a> led me to her.) Have you all seen this photo of her? She is 41 and about to compete in the Olympics for the fifth time, a record, I believe. She had a baby two years ago, and has spent hundreds of thousands of dollars to get herself in this shape:<\/p>\n

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Dara, I want to speak frankly with you. You are a sick woman. You have crossed the line from lean to skeletal. I understand that you are a competitive athlete, but this is not that. You are starving.<\/p>\n

If Dara won’t eat, let us all raise a cookie or scoop of ice cream tonight in a prayer for Dara’s recovery!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"