{"id":10171,"date":"2014-03-21T16:43:42","date_gmt":"2014-03-22T00:43:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=10171"},"modified":"2014-03-21T16:43:42","modified_gmt":"2014-03-22T00:43:42","slug":"thank-you-beyonce","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/thank-you-beyonce\/","title":{"rendered":"Thank You, Beyonce."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/beyonce-dammit.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10178\" alt=\"beyonce dammit\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/beyonce-dammit.jpg?resize=508%2C375\" width=\"508\" height=\"375\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/beyonce-dammit.jpg?w=508&amp;ssl=1 508w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/beyonce-dammit.jpg?resize=300%2C221&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 508px) 100vw, 508px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span class=\"userContent\">Oh, look: <strong>Beyonce<\/strong> visits the Anne Frank house. A good time for an instagram. But she handles herself so much better than Justin Bieber, so that&#8217;s a relief.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Let me just quote my favorite line from &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=p81QHCAbFJI\" target=\"_blank\">True Detective<\/a>&#8220;:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><em><strong>L&#8217;chaim, fatass.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh, look: Beyonce visits the Anne Frank house. A good time for an instagram. But she handles herself so much better than Justin Bieber, so that&#8217;s a relief. Let me just quote my favorite line from &#8220;True Detective&#8220;: L&#8217;chaim, fatass.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[4,5],"tags":[1036,410,392],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-2E3","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10171"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10171"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10171\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10171"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10171"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10171"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}