{"id":10198,"date":"2014-04-09T20:46:24","date_gmt":"2014-04-10T04:46:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=10198"},"modified":"2014-04-09T20:46:24","modified_gmt":"2014-04-10T04:46:24","slug":"douchefest","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/douchefest\/","title":{"rendered":"Douchefest!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/doubledouche-2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10199\" alt=\"doubledouche 2\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/doubledouche-2.jpg?resize=490%2C368\" width=\"490\" height=\"368\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/doubledouche-2.jpg?w=490&amp;ssl=1 490w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/doubledouche-2.jpg?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 490px) 100vw, 490px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Over time, I have generously shared some Douches with you here, but lately I&#8217;ve been spending my valuable time on a feature called <strong>Douche of the Day\u2122<\/strong> for my friend&#8217;s pop culture website.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a a dirty job but someone&#8217;s gotta do it, obviously. If you find yourself craving a Douche, have a look at <a href=\"http:\/\/popdust.com\/2014\/02\/10\/douche-of-the-day-husky-tattoos-piercings\/\" target=\"_blank\">this one<\/a>. He&#8217;s one of my favorites. Then you can click around and see more top-notch Douches.\u00a0 Only <em>you<\/em> know how many you can stomach!<\/p>\n<p>Remember: Douches are like snowflakes, each one is different!\u00a0 If you come across a worthy candidate, feel free to send me a link or a jpg.: sisterwolf666@gmail.com<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Over time, I have generously shared some Douches with you here, but lately I&#8217;ve been spending my valuable time on a feature called Douche of the Day\u2122 for my friend&#8217;s pop culture website. It&#8217;s a a dirty job but someone&#8217;s &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/douchefest\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2,815,968],"tags":[488],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-2Eu","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10198"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10198"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10198\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10198"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10198"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10198"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}