{"id":1020,"date":"2008-08-04T22:12:30","date_gmt":"2008-08-05T06:12:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=1020"},"modified":"2008-08-04T22:12:30","modified_gmt":"2008-08-05T06:12:30","slug":"lanvin-weasels-and-romance","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/lanvin-weasels-and-romance\/","title":{"rendered":"Lanvin, Weasels, and Romance"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/lanvin-weasel-jacket-13000.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1021\" title=\"lanvin-weasel-jacket-13000\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/lanvin-weasel-jacket-13000-242x300.jpg?resize=242%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"242\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/lanvin-weasel-jacket-13000.jpg?resize=242%2C300&amp;ssl=1 242w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/lanvin-weasel-jacket-13000.jpg?w=280&amp;ssl=1 280w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 242px) 100vw, 242px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Would you wear this weasel fur jacket by Lanvin?&nbsp;\u00a0 How about if it costs <a href=\"http:\/\/www.brownsfashion.com\/product\/whatsnew\/93020.htm\" target=\"_blank\">$13,000<\/a>?&nbsp;\u00a0 Is Alber Elbaz having a little joke with himself?&nbsp;\u00a0 How many weasels were involved, do you think?<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sure I&#8217;m a despicable hypocrite for loving fur, and drawing the line at weasels. But there you go. Fox, yes. Weasel, no.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/miu-miu-matibou.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1022\" title=\"miu-miu-matibou\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/miu-miu-matibou.jpg?resize=225%2C225\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/miu-miu-matibou.jpg?w=225&amp;ssl=1 225w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/miu-miu-matibou.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This Miu Miu jacket is a better buy at $1,800 (pre-order at Matches.com) and it would look nice with my new cane. Let&#8217;s not call it a cane, though. It&#8217;s a &#8216;walking stick!&#8217;&nbsp;\u00a0 I don&#8217;t think the birds have to die to make marabou jackets.&nbsp;\u00a0 Actually, the more I look at this jacket, the more I&#8217;m convinced that the birds wanted to sacrifice themselves for me and Miu Miu.<\/p>\n<p>When I went googling marabou, I found these slippers.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/romantic-slippers.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-1023\" title=\"romantic-slippers\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/romantic-slippers-150x150.jpg?resize=150%2C150\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The wonderful thing about them is the name of the website: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.romance-your-wife.com\/site\/472890\/product\/8872\" target=\"_blank\">Romance-Your-Wife<\/a>.&nbsp;\u00a0 It promises Husbands that &#8220;no intimate attire will make your wife feel more womanly&#8221; than these slippers!<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m off to investigate the other stuff at Romance Your Wife, just in case my own husband has overlooked anything.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Would you wear this weasel fur jacket by Lanvin?&nbsp;\u00a0 How about if it costs $13,000?&nbsp;\u00a0 Is Alber Elbaz having a little joke with himself?&nbsp;\u00a0 How many weasels were involved, do you think? I&#8217;m sure I&#8217;m a despicable hypocrite for loving &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/lanvin-weasels-and-romance\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2,5],"tags":[274,311,310],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-gs","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1020"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1020"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1020\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1020"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1020"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1020"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}