{"id":1025,"date":"2008-08-05T19:32:12","date_gmt":"2008-08-06T03:32:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=1025"},"modified":"2008-08-05T19:32:12","modified_gmt":"2008-08-06T03:32:12","slug":"shoes-not-whores","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/shoes-not-whores\/","title":{"rendered":"Shoes, Not Whores."},"content":{"rendered":"

Oh help me Jesus, I have posted and deleted another blog about the crazy whore who keeps getting all up in my shit. I know I should just turn the other cheek, but You know I can’t roll like that. I am not the person to fuck with, that’s all. \u00a0 Please grant me the wisdom to know how to shut her up, and the courage to kick her ass to kingdom come, amen.<\/p>\n

Let us think about shoes instead.<\/p>\n

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These are all from my-wardrobe.com<\/a>. \u00a0 The lime satin ones are on sale and they have my size, but eh, I’m just learning to walk again. \u00a0 What I love about all three is the color. \u00a0 Each color is a neutral. That’s right, a fucking neutral. \u00a0 Please don’t argue about it, I am completely drained by that stupid crazy whore.<\/p>\n

A neutral color is whatever you say it is. I’ve always thought of red as a neutral, and most of my life I’ve had red shoes or a red bag to prove it.<\/p>\n

Shopping at my-wardrobe.com is a lovely experience. Last year I bought a gray leather bomber jacket by Malene Birger<\/a>. It is soft velvety leather with long zippers at the cuffs. I never wear it but that’s okay because the point of clothes and shoes is to stockpile them.<\/p>\n

When the Rapture comes, I’ll have more shoes and clothes than an army of women, and I will be proclaimed the winner of all battles, including the one with you-know-who.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"