{"id":10345,"date":"2014-06-11T21:27:28","date_gmt":"2014-06-12T05:27:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=10345"},"modified":"2014-06-11T21:27:28","modified_gmt":"2014-06-12T05:27:28","slug":"fashion-steal-of-the-week","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/fashion-steal-of-the-week\/","title":{"rendered":"Fashion Steal Of The Week"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\"Dolce&Gabbana<\/a>“A studded metallic heel elevates a beautifully embroidered silhouette in soft Italian fabric.” <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

At $3895.00<\/a>, these Dolce & Gabanna<\/strong> boots are a great deal. They are made of spandex, nylon and virgin wool, but lined in leather! Oooooh, right?<\/p>\n

\"Dolce&Gabbana<\/a>Look at all that crap sewn onto the fabric! It must have taken some half-blind old Italian lady a long time to accomplish this. Or maybe it was a poor little bambina<\/em> who has to support her large family of immigrants. Whatever.<\/p>\n

At nearly $4,000, these boots might seem like an obscenity; but I once paid $900 at Barney’s for a pair of boots I have now worn exactly twice and may not wear again. So, for many women, even Sea of Shoes<\/strong> and her ilk, the price here is no big deal. And that makes me feel very fucking sad and remorseful, I can promise you.<\/p>\n

The only thing left to say about these Statement boots (besides where would you war them and what if it rained) is that they are pull-on style, meaning no zipper.<\/p>\n

No fucking zipper? What’s their problem?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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