{"id":10374,"date":"2014-06-25T04:06:06","date_gmt":"2014-06-25T12:06:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=10374"},"modified":"2014-06-25T04:10:04","modified_gmt":"2014-06-25T12:10:04","slug":"no-mediocre-exegesis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/no-mediocre-exegesis\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8216;No Mediocre&#8217; Exegesis"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><object width=\"500\" height=\"281\" classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/qdsTUfDTEhQ?version=3&amp;hl=en_US&amp;rel=0\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n<p>I discovered this new video because it features my darling <a href=\"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/2013\/12\/02\/my-favorite-iggy\/\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>Iggy Azalea<\/strong><\/a>. I had no idea who <strong>T.I<\/strong> was, that&#8217;s how ignorant I am.<\/p>\n<p>But now I know, and Knowing is the First Step.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, T.I. is somewhat controversial, but that&#8217;s due to his personal life. &#8220;No Mediocre&#8221; is just a standard rap song evidently, and yet it is so rich in poetry. Let me share some of the lyrics:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>Right hand in the air<br \/>\nI solemnly swear<br \/>\nI never fuck a bitch if she don\u2019t do her hair<br \/>\nNo more, you won\u2019t get no dick if there\u2019s a bush down there<br \/>\nGirl I should see nothing but pussy when I look down there<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Fair enough. Got it.<\/p>\n<p>However, <a href=\"http:\/\/rapgenius.com\/Ti-no-mediocre-lyrics\" target=\"_blank\">rap genius<\/a> offers choices in interpreting the heartfelt couplet about dick with regard to bush.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/rap-genius-mediocre.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10375\" alt=\"rap-genius-mediocre\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/rap-genius-mediocre.jpg?resize=451%2C601\" width=\"451\" height=\"601\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/rap-genius-mediocre.jpg?w=451&amp;ssl=1 451w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/rap-genius-mediocre.jpg?resize=225%2C300&amp;ssl=1 225w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 451px) 100vw, 451px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>See? He has standards. But if a bitch meet the standards, here is what will happen:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>Out here trying to find someone that better than my last go<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong> Take her to my castle<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong> Drown her in my cash flow<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Okay! Again, got it. But I like this clarification from rap genius:<\/p>\n<p><strong> &#8220;T.I. would like to find a female that looks better than his last, if that\u2019s possible since he <em>all he fuck is bad bitches<\/em>.&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>And with a net worth of around $50 million, T.I. can afford to be discriminating with his bitches, and he don&#8217;t want no bitch that will settle for mediocre either. It&#8217;s all good.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I discovered this new video because it features my darling Iggy Azalea. I had no idea who T.I was, that&#8217;s how ignorant I am. But now I know, and Knowing is the First Step. Anyway, T.I. is somewhat controversial, but &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/no-mediocre-exegesis\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[12,4,6],"tags":[1087,600,1086],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-2Hk","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10374"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10374"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10374\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10374"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10374"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10374"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}