{"id":10382,"date":"2014-06-26T00:46:24","date_gmt":"2014-06-26T08:46:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=10382"},"modified":"2014-06-26T00:52:22","modified_gmt":"2014-06-26T08:52:22","slug":"jacket-quilted-leather-shoulder-bag-no-fucking-way","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/jacket-quilted-leather-shoulder-bag-no-fucking-way\/","title":{"rendered":"Jacket Quilted Shoulder Bag: No Fucking Way"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/hideous-moshino-bag.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10383\" alt=\"hideous-moshino-bag\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/hideous-moshino-bag.jpg?resize=419%2C580\" width=\"419\" height=\"580\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/hideous-moshino-bag.jpg?w=419&amp;ssl=1 419w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/hideous-moshino-bag.jpg?resize=216%2C300&amp;ssl=1 216w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 419px) 100vw, 419px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nThis handbag by <strong>Moschino<\/strong> makes me want to cry.<\/p>\n<p>Why did god let this happen? I don&#8217;t even care about the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.net-a-porter.com\/product\/465328\/Moschino\/jacket-quilted-leather-shoulder-bag\" target=\"_blank\">$3,400<\/a> price. I wouldn&#8217;t buy it for fifty bucks.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/hideous-moschino-bag-2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10384\" alt=\"hideous-moschino-bag 2\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/hideous-moschino-bag-2.jpg?resize=450%2C674\" width=\"450\" height=\"674\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/hideous-moschino-bag-2.jpg?w=450&amp;ssl=1 450w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/hideous-moschino-bag-2.jpg?resize=200%2C300&amp;ssl=1 200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I really feel I deserve some kind of explanation.<\/p>\n<p>Who can finish this sentence?<\/p>\n<p>A bag that looks like a jacket is good because _____.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This handbag by Moschino makes me want to cry. Why did god let this happen? I don&#8217;t even care about the $3,400 price. I wouldn&#8217;t buy it for fifty bucks. I really feel I deserve some kind of explanation. Who &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/jacket-quilted-leather-shoulder-bag-no-fucking-way\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2],"tags":[644,37,835],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-2Hs","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10382"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10382"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10382\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10382"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10382"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10382"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}