{"id":10406,"date":"2014-07-12T02:05:31","date_gmt":"2014-07-12T10:05:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=10406"},"modified":"2014-07-12T02:05:31","modified_gmt":"2014-07-12T10:05:31","slug":"gucci-brings-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/gucci-brings-it\/","title":{"rendered":"Gucci Brings It"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/GUCCI-Striped-shearling-and-goat-hair-jacket.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10407\" alt=\"GUCCI Striped shearling and goat hair jacket\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/GUCCI-Striped-shearling-and-goat-hair-jacket.jpg?resize=480%2C712\" width=\"480\" height=\"712\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/GUCCI-Striped-shearling-and-goat-hair-jacket.jpg?w=480&amp;ssl=1 480w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/GUCCI-Striped-shearling-and-goat-hair-jacket.jpg?resize=202%2C300&amp;ssl=1 202w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>But why? Just tell me why!\u00a0 Look, just two of these <a href=\"http:\/\/www.net-a-porter.com\/product\/441872\/Gucci\/striped-shearling-and-goat-hair-jacket\" target=\"_blank\">monstrosities<\/a> left.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/GUCCI-one-left.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10408\" alt=\"GUCCI one left\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/GUCCI-one-left.jpg?resize=285%2C190\" width=\"285\" height=\"190\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Shearling and goat hair, I can practically smell it.<\/p>\n<p>I predict the era of Eurotrash and disco coming back in full force, as if to say &#8220;I&#8217;ll show <em>you<\/em>, <a href=\"http:\/\/nymag.com\/thecut\/2014\/02\/normcore-fashion-trend.html\" target=\"_blank\">normcore<\/a>!&#8221; We&#8217;ll all need a safe place to hide if this jacket is an indication of the horror to come.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/gucci-3.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10411\" alt=\"gucci 3\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/gucci-3.jpg?resize=300%2C458\" width=\"300\" height=\"458\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/gucci-3.jpg?w=300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/gucci-3.jpg?resize=196%2C300&amp;ssl=1 196w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>But why? Just tell me why!\u00a0 Look, just two of these monstrosities left. Shearling and goat hair, I can practically smell it. 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