{"id":10428,"date":"2014-07-24T16:11:39","date_gmt":"2014-07-25T00:11:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=10428"},"modified":"2014-07-24T16:11:39","modified_gmt":"2014-07-25T00:11:39","slug":"taking-a-stand-shades-of-grey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/taking-a-stand-shades-of-grey\/","title":{"rendered":"Taking A Stand"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/shades.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10430\" alt=\"shades\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/shades.jpg?resize=465%2C236\" width=\"465\" height=\"236\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/shades.jpg?w=465&amp;ssl=1 465w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/shades.jpg?resize=300%2C152&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 465px) 100vw, 465px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Everywhere I go online today, there is shit about <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thewrap.com\/thewraps-reactions-to-fifty-shades-of-grey-first-trailer-the-amused-confused-and-i-dont-give-a-bleep-about-this\/\" target=\"_blank\">Fifty Shades of Grey<\/a>. I guess there&#8217;s a new trailer out, or maybe it&#8217;s the first trailer.<\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t tell you how good it feels to not be interested in this trailer! Not only am I not interested in the trailer, I am not interested in reactions to the trailer!<\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t wait to not see the actual movie., just as I couldn&#8217;t wait to not read the book or learn anything about its author. I admit to having a perverse fondness for really bad writing, and the few <a href=\"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/2012\/05\/07\/50-shades-of-silly\/\" target=\"_blank\">excerpts<\/a> I saw were weapons-grade awful. So kudos to whatshername who wrote it.<\/p>\n<p>Who would like to join me in taking a pledge to not watch this trailer? Maybe we can come up with a badge or membership card or something.<\/p>\n<p>The state of pop culture is so abysmal that it may seem pointless to single out one offender as being too base or stupid to countenance. But I&#8217;m drawing my line anyway.<\/p>\n<p>Big deal about bondage, S&amp;M, doms and subs. Just don&#8217;t bother me with fifty shades of anything unless it&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?s=%22red+lipstick%22\" target=\"_blank\">red lipstick.<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/red-lipsticks-guide2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10434\" alt=\"red-lipsticks-guide2\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/red-lipsticks-guide2.jpg?resize=493%2C334\" width=\"493\" height=\"334\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/red-lipsticks-guide2.jpg?w=493&amp;ssl=1 493w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/red-lipsticks-guide2.jpg?resize=300%2C203&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 493px) 100vw, 493px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Everywhere I go online today, there is shit about Fifty Shades of Grey. I guess there&#8217;s a new trailer out, or maybe it&#8217;s the first trailer. I can&#8217;t tell you how good it feels to not be interested in this &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/taking-a-stand-shades-of-grey\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[968,7],"tags":[1045,387,245,826],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-2Ic","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10428"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10428"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10428\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10428"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10428"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10428"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}